starstruck

Yet again I have had to put up with geeks wanting to "clean" my windscreen for me. Normally I politely tell them to go away but, after hearing more of Princess Tony's plans to rob me, I want to do more.
I remember hearing an ad' campaign asking for evidence of people ripping of the state, that's all tax payers, by taking benefit money and working cash in hand.
So I am going to 'phone the DSS tomorrow and report these wasters. It shouldn't be too difficuilt for their investigators to track them down as they operate approximately 100 yards from their front door.

Cheers
S

Luke

Drive past with a mini supersoaker full of Squid boiler liquid from a fishing shop. Soak the suckers.....

Dont spill it.. it stinks to high heaven!! Could convert to fire Acid but that might be a bit OTT

Chip

Not like you to be like that Luke.

Chip.

fatherpierre

Who are you talking about here?

The little immigrant kids like the ones that hang around Henley's corner in North London?

I get my screen washed and then just drive off - **** 'em

No receipt, no payment.

[Edited by fatherpierre - 9/21/2003 8:40:16 PM]

Chip

FP
You mean git.

I saw one of these ppl the other day leaning over a car bonnet with a chain thingy hanging fron his jeans.Good for scratching the car I thought to myself. The look on my face was enogh to tell him to f off away from my car.

Chip.

starstruck

FP,
Might try that next time, I have subsidised these scummys for long enough.

Luke,
Or Battery Acid maybe ????

Cheers

Luke

The little immigrant kids like the ones that hang around Henley's corner in North London?

I get my screen washed and then just drive off - **** 'em
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!!!! Just before coming towards Henleys from southgate at the junction ?????? bloody army of them. And at the one further back by Arnos grove.

Its disgrace that they are given food/homes etc and still want to ge more by hounding us for money.

fatherpierre

You have to time it right there.

If I need a screen cleaning I slow down so I'm caught about 7 cars from the lights and then signal that I want a screen clean.

I then let the boy do his cleaning, moaning and pointing at areas he's missed.

I then reach into my pocket with one eye on the lights and pretend I can't find any change as the lights change.

All simple from there

Like Luke said, they're all here on our tax money, and whilst I applaud their business sense they should be at school so they can contribute to the economy they are currently sponging from.

[Edited by fatherpierre - 9/23/2003 12:26:20 AM]

fast bloke

FP - I have a similar technique, but maybe a touch less subtle. I just wait until they have finished washing and then scream "F*ck off or I'll shoot ya!" in a broad Belfast accent. Seems to work equally as well in Glasgow, Dublin, London or Belfast

fatherpierre

Ah but if you try that here you find that next time you get caught at the lights they pull your wing mirror off.

I work on a 4 cleans for 1 basis with these boys, and I think they respect that.

I part with the odd pound coin once in a while.

I'm not totally heartless!