Numptie

I didn't see it but apparently on Saturday morning, BBC1 showed the first in a series of a new kid's program.

The show is (was ?) called "Dick & Dom in da Bungalow".

I noticed this in the Radio Times last night and the schedule page proudly announced that; "Dick and Dom wreak havoc on their unsuspecting guests with games including ...

• Make Dick Sick
• Creamy Muck Muck
• Pumpy Rumpy

Now we all remember the exaggeration of the character names in Captain Pugwash but hold on !

The third game is clearly an inversion of a slang term for the sexual act. I'd say the first two are references to ejaculation !

Out of order ? ... or am I being a prude ?

[Edited by Numptie - 9/20/2003 11:00:17 PM]

red_dog104

Numptie, what are you doing out of the hutch?!

Have to say that, having a 5 year old myself, it's a little out of order but kids today are growing up alot quicker than they used to! Don't make it right but most won't understand what the connotations are anyway!

The Zohan

Agreed, BBC seem to have lost the plot a bit, the games and names are more for older kids/adults.

It is a shame, it is prime time viewing for kids of all ages

ScoobyDoo555

The thing that shocked me about yesterday's show was the one kid did look a bit upset when one of the two ar$eholes accpeted the present of a china dog thing, and threw it across the room, and smashed it [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

If I'd been the parents, I'd have been down there, kicking the **** out of him - embarrassing the kid on national TV is just not on

Still, it's nice to see where my tv license is going...

Dan

Captain Spudnik

Lets face it the people who are making kids tv programs are a bunch of sad muppets who are not getting any and are now turning to their possibly one and only thrill, sending out perverted messages on kids tv programs. They are probably enjoying the naughty feeling they get from it. Anyone for strapping each one of the tw*ts to back of a scooby and going for a drive ?

PG

was on in the background yesterday and I must admit I did think it was a bit much !!
OK I am sure most hear a lot worse in the playground but the question is are the younger ones that watch it too innocent to make any kind of association ????

Tiggs

sat am...get your kids out in the park.....if the fat lazy kids of fat lazy scum are retarded by this crap then your healthy kids in the park will better them in life in areas of fitness and intelligence....so its good!

its the same as football, WWF and home DIY shows, somethings gotta be on TV for lifes yobos.

[Edited by Tiggs - 9/21/2003 4:19:53 PM]

ianmiller999

I have just come back from holiday and when I was sat by the pool I heard this kid no older then 5 say that is sh*gging even worse he was lyinging right next to a girl of same age. Both on there sides and very close.

[Edited by ianmiller999 - 9/21/2003 7:23:20 PM]

Numptie

Scooby96

ianm - whats that mean in english?

Scooby96

check this out then - Dick & Dom and Fanny in da Bungalow:

http://www.winsurfers.com/tv/britney/

http://www.tvtoday.co.uk/index.php?p=33

THIS IS NOT KIDS TV!

[Edited by Scooby96 - 9/22/2003 9:31:42 AM]

Numptie

King RA

>They got away with THIS on kiddy tv!!
> >
> >For those of you who don't have kids or are far too young to
remember
the
> >splendid children's TV programme "Rainbow", this may be a
little
lost on
> >you...... but it must have been a great episode to watch!
> >
> >Almost too ridiculous to believe... These are taken from
original
Rainbow
> >scripts and there's no way these could have been done by
accident.
> >
> >Innuendo all the way The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a
banana.....
> >
> >Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four "
> >
> >George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?"
> >
> >Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"
> >
> >We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind
it.
> >
> >Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
> >
> >Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
> >
> >Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the Other way. Ooooooh, I've
got it
in"
> >
> >Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a
hammer
and
peg
> >kit
> >
> >Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George"
> >
> >George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself,
Bungle."
> >
> >Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking
about
playing"
> >
> >Bungle: " Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"
> >
> >Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you
like
to
play
> >with?"
> >
> >George:" Yesterday we played with each other's *****. Are we
going
to
play
> >with our friend's ***** today?
> >
> >Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."
> >
> >Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger?
> >
> >Zippy:" Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."
> >
> >Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument."
> >
> >Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle
> >
> >Zippy:"I can, I'm the best plucker here."
> >
> >George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?
> >
> >Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was
soft."
> >
> >Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
> >
> >Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our
twangers
> >couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Roger can
get
their
> >instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."
> >
> >Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.
> >
> >Freddy:" We could hear you all banging away" Rod: " Banging can
be
fun."
> >
> >Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with
Rod
and
> >Freddy."
> >
> >Freddy ( looking sad ) " Yes, but it broke my plucking
instrument."
> >
> >Rod ( to Jane ) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm
twanging
away?"
> >
> >Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But
would you
> >like
> >to play with my maracas?
> >
> >Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
> >
> >George:" Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."
> >
> >Zippy;" I've got a big red one."
> >
> >George: " I've only got a tiny twanger.But it works well and I
like to
> >play
> >with it."
> >
> >Geoffrey (to viewers) "Well, have you got your twangers out?
And
remember,
> >you can bang
> >your ***** at the same time. If you haven't got any, ask a
friend
if you
> >can play with his. Now,let's all play the plucking song."
> >
> >Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to
pluck
all
> >day."

PG

there was a link to an Mpeg of this on here at one point LOL