My life in smells
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I think smell is the most evocative senses so I have compiled a list of smells over the last 32 years
1970 Baby powder/Vomit/poop/mummy Cant really remember
1971 Johnsons baby shampoo/talcum powder/Nipper the dog
1972 Got my dads Jovan 'Sex Appeal' aftershave and doused oneself, nice..../Hillman minx vinyl interior
1973 Ate foaming bath salts so reeked of that/Steam engines
1974 Pond water/whatever was in the bin/Grandads home made fish and chips./Jowett Cars flat 4 engine when hot
1975 MK1 Capri interior/Feu Orange traffic light air freshener
1976 Star Wars (Sort of Apple smell) bath foam, a little sinister
1977 Smell of a new plastic football/Grandads Caravan/Bacon
1978 the smell when you peel a Panini football sticker/chalk
1979 Milton Bradley Big Trak when hot/Mrs Walsh - poooooo
1980 Brut to disguise smell of falling in pond (again)
1981 Jennifer Buckleys hair mmmm/Chester zoo
1982 I discover my own farts as a source of entertainment post sprout abuse/Bonfire night (best ever)
1983 Blue Stratos and fresh copy of Razzle/ahem !
1984 Louise Shiptons reluctance/Pink Final football paper
1985 Slazenger sport and French ski hotel cooking Rabbit, mmmm
1986 O level papers and 'Charger' lager/vomit (again)
1987 Old Spice and money/nice clean female skin ! (at last)/Romper pub near Manchester airport/Stella Artois/Boddies bitter/Glenmorangie/dissapointment
1988 Drakkar Noir and lots of money/Leather/Early morning in Ostend/Brand new Golf GTI mmmm
1989 Golf GTI MK1/Burning Pirelli/Welsh Girls/Madchester(Rave on)
1990 Rapport/Capri 1600 LS interior/burnt oil/Quaffers Bredbury/Stockport college student union bar
1991 Lynx 'Africa'/Obsession for women (Met my wife)
1992 Paco Rabane/the Smell of Kavos (indescribable)/Wet Spaniel(also indescribable)/Petrol/Court
1993 New West/Hartlepool/Nokia cityman phone on charge
1994 Flowers/Chruches/Vintage Rollers/fresh snow/Cinnamon
1995 Karl Lagerfeld 'Photo'(It was a present)/Nappies/****
1996 Moschino aftershave/wine/Crabtree and Evelyn Morrocan Spice air freshener
1997 Farenheit/more nappies/****/hospitals
1998 Farenheit/Scruffy gym/White lightening/two stroke mix
1999 Cheshire Life/Credit card statement/Despair/Yet more nappies and ****
2000 Hot Volvo/indescretion/barbecue/hot mower/Champagne
2001 Austin Metro 1.0/smoke/disinfectant/Brick dust/North Trafford college
2002 Posh gym/Diesel/new car smell/Same Golf GTI smell (as 1988) !
2003 125 cc Motorcycle/New West (again)/Wine/Beer, hot pc, Oracle Manuals, kid farts, Aged Spaniel, Aged Golf GTI smell,Police Canteen, Farmers arms pub, Oracle certificates.
Does Scoobynet have a smell, if so its been pervading out house for the last couple of years !
1970 Baby powder/Vomit/poop/mummy Cant really remember
1971 Johnsons baby shampoo/talcum powder/Nipper the dog
1972 Got my dads Jovan 'Sex Appeal' aftershave and doused oneself, nice..../Hillman minx vinyl interior
1973 Ate foaming bath salts so reeked of that/Steam engines
1974 Pond water/whatever was in the bin/Grandads home made fish and chips./Jowett Cars flat 4 engine when hot
1975 MK1 Capri interior/Feu Orange traffic light air freshener
1976 Star Wars (Sort of Apple smell) bath foam, a little sinister
1977 Smell of a new plastic football/Grandads Caravan/Bacon
1978 the smell when you peel a Panini football sticker/chalk
1979 Milton Bradley Big Trak when hot/Mrs Walsh - poooooo
1980 Brut to disguise smell of falling in pond (again)
1981 Jennifer Buckleys hair mmmm/Chester zoo
1982 I discover my own farts as a source of entertainment post sprout abuse/Bonfire night (best ever)
1983 Blue Stratos and fresh copy of Razzle/ahem !
1984 Louise Shiptons reluctance/Pink Final football paper
1985 Slazenger sport and French ski hotel cooking Rabbit, mmmm
1986 O level papers and 'Charger' lager/vomit (again)
1987 Old Spice and money/nice clean female skin ! (at last)/Romper pub near Manchester airport/Stella Artois/Boddies bitter/Glenmorangie/dissapointment
1988 Drakkar Noir and lots of money/Leather/Early morning in Ostend/Brand new Golf GTI mmmm
1989 Golf GTI MK1/Burning Pirelli/Welsh Girls/Madchester(Rave on)
1990 Rapport/Capri 1600 LS interior/burnt oil/Quaffers Bredbury/Stockport college student union bar
1991 Lynx 'Africa'/Obsession for women (Met my wife)
1992 Paco Rabane/the Smell of Kavos (indescribable)/Wet Spaniel(also indescribable)/Petrol/Court
1993 New West/Hartlepool/Nokia cityman phone on charge
1994 Flowers/Chruches/Vintage Rollers/fresh snow/Cinnamon
1995 Karl Lagerfeld 'Photo'(It was a present)/Nappies/****
1996 Moschino aftershave/wine/Crabtree and Evelyn Morrocan Spice air freshener
1997 Farenheit/more nappies/****/hospitals
1998 Farenheit/Scruffy gym/White lightening/two stroke mix
1999 Cheshire Life/Credit card statement/Despair/Yet more nappies and ****
2000 Hot Volvo/indescretion/barbecue/hot mower/Champagne
2001 Austin Metro 1.0/smoke/disinfectant/Brick dust/North Trafford college
2002 Posh gym/Diesel/new car smell/Same Golf GTI smell (as 1988) !
2003 125 cc Motorcycle/New West (again)/Wine/Beer, hot pc, Oracle Manuals, kid farts, Aged Spaniel, Aged Golf GTI smell,Police Canteen, Farmers arms pub, Oracle certificates.
Does Scoobynet have a smell, if so its been pervading out house for the last couple of years !
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Scooby96, no I think that would be rather vulgar for a public bbs, hence I have memrely alluded to it, sorry if its a bit subtle, smelt '*****' today as my brother was moving house, got a matress out of the van stood in the border to get the leverage and walked cat **** all through the house, cat even put an appearance in and got a wet cloth chucked at it, furry little ****.
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In no particular order and lordy knows what the years were...
Austin Maxi vinyl interior, smell of stale leaded petrol, guaranteed to make me car sick.
Play-doh!
Salty water from swimming in the sea, chlorine from the indoor pool.
Stale cigarette smoke in one of the mobile classrooms, Mr Powell the maths teacher having a *** after school and not opening the windows until the next day. We'd gag when we came in.
Tobacco. My parents were horrified when they found I'd been collecting dog-ends just to pick the tobacco out and sniff it. Totally different to trying to actually smoke the stuff.
Eau Sauvage, Kouros.
Two degenerate room-mates smuggling dope out to Italy on the ski-trip. Thinking that everyone who smoked Marlboros after that was a dope-head.
French pastries made with marscapone cheese, still make me gag even now.
Fresh soap on a girlfriend, she said she had previously been a soap-using maniac, more than a bar a week.
White Musk on a gorgeous girl at University, Anais Anais on my seriously horny landlord's daughter. I can still pick them out in a crowd at 30 yards.
Burnt sulphur matches, a family-size box struck one after another in a bathroom with a closed door, it took two hours. I was borrowing someone's flat in Moscow, turned out their son was a heroin addict.
Bangkok last winter - System Overload, System Overload...
Austin Maxi vinyl interior, smell of stale leaded petrol, guaranteed to make me car sick.
Play-doh!
Salty water from swimming in the sea, chlorine from the indoor pool.
Stale cigarette smoke in one of the mobile classrooms, Mr Powell the maths teacher having a *** after school and not opening the windows until the next day. We'd gag when we came in.
Tobacco. My parents were horrified when they found I'd been collecting dog-ends just to pick the tobacco out and sniff it. Totally different to trying to actually smoke the stuff.
Eau Sauvage, Kouros.
Two degenerate room-mates smuggling dope out to Italy on the ski-trip. Thinking that everyone who smoked Marlboros after that was a dope-head.
French pastries made with marscapone cheese, still make me gag even now.
Fresh soap on a girlfriend, she said she had previously been a soap-using maniac, more than a bar a week.
White Musk on a gorgeous girl at University, Anais Anais on my seriously horny landlord's daughter. I can still pick them out in a crowd at 30 yards.
Burnt sulphur matches, a family-size box struck one after another in a bathroom with a closed door, it took two hours. I was borrowing someone's flat in Moscow, turned out their son was a heroin addict.
Bangkok last winter - System Overload, System Overload...
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