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Woke up this morning with an itchy area on my cheek bone, looked in the mirror and I looked a little disfigured.
There was a definite lump.
Anyway, as the day has gone on I can now see it through my left eye, it has grown huge.
It looks like i've been bitten whilst asleep but I've never had anything like this happen before.
Will I die before the morning?
There was a definite lump.
Anyway, as the day has gone on I can now see it through my left eye, it has grown huge.
It looks like i've been bitten whilst asleep but I've never had anything like this happen before.
Will I die before the morning?
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Sleep on the couch tonight mate. At the rate this mother is swelling, by morning it may have completely obscured your downward vision, making a fatal fall down the stairs a distinct possibility.
Lucky you asked!
If you live in a bungalow ignore all of the above.
Lucky you asked!
If you live in a bungalow ignore all of the above.
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7 Foot- Thanks, but I have a lift so I can still go upstairs to bed.
Mind you, I'm not sure the doors will be wide enough.
p.s It's still growing.
Mind you, I'm not sure the doors will be wide enough.
p.s It's still growing.
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A guy I work with had one of them, a lump came up on his cheek for no reason.
He went to the Dr and they said it was a Absess and gave him some antibiotics.
They worked, but no drinking while your on them.
Chel xxx
He went to the Dr and they said it was a Absess and gave him some antibiotics.
They worked, but no drinking while your on them.
Chel xxx
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Chel- I know it's not an absess but thanks anyway.
UB- Luckily there is no swelling inside the mouth, I have no restriction at all just this spare face!!
Latest: It's stopped growing but isn't going down and it's warm now but not painful.
Why can't these things happen on your ****?
UB- Luckily there is no swelling inside the mouth, I have no restriction at all just this spare face!!
Latest: It's stopped growing but isn't going down and it's warm now but not painful.
Why can't these things happen on your ****?
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Q. Why can't these things happen on your ****?
I'd rather have them on my face personally -
strange lump/pustule on face = insect bite or uberzit
strange lump/pustule on pecker = maybe insect bite or uberzit, but probably VD.
[Edited by mj - 8/20/2003 11:06:14 PM]
I'd rather have them on my face personally -
strange lump/pustule on face = insect bite or uberzit
strange lump/pustule on pecker = maybe insect bite or uberzit, but probably VD.
[Edited by mj - 8/20/2003 11:06:14 PM]
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Well, still alive and it isn't as pronounced only it has spread.
Now I look like i've been smacked in the eye too.
Yeah but it's size would be well impressive.
Now I look like i've been smacked in the eye too.
strange lump/pustule on pecker = maybe insect bite or uberzit, but probably VD.
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I got bitten by an unidentified "something" in Australia right on the achilles tendon area. It started as a mosquito type bite, small itchy bump, but then it grew and grew until my ankle was all puffy too. Eventually a little blister appeared in the middle. The whole thing went down after a few days.... classic allergic reaction.
Try taking some antihistamine or putting some topical a/h cream on it.
Try taking some antihistamine or putting some topical a/h cream on it.
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Update- In the last half-hour the swelling has started to go down. I no longer look like effylunt man just a little smacked up.
I might just venture out without the balaclava now.
I might just venture out without the balaclava now.
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This is a good sight for questions on men or women problems
http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/health_advice/
chel xxx
http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/health_advice/
chel xxx
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Thanks Chel,
It was a mozzy, the same búgger was back this morning but I heard him this time.
Face has almost gone down now and there is just a slight raised area plus a mark.
My skin has appeared to stretch but is tightening by the hour.
Tonight i'm wearing a helmet in bed.
It was a mozzy, the same búgger was back this morning but I heard him this time.
Face has almost gone down now and there is just a slight raised area plus a mark.
My skin has appeared to stretch but is tightening by the hour.
Tonight i'm wearing a helmet in bed.
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