Davestamf

Anyone been for a meal in the West End, or maybe Covent Garden recently? The menus look interesting at first glance but on closer inspection they somehow seem to have become a little too bizarre. Here are a few examples - see if you agree.

ITALIAN
Baked five-cheese gnocchi pork linguini alfredo, on fusili pomodoro farfalle with pan-fried vermicelli marinara.

ORIENTAL
Sweet & sour goat smothered in hot & sour greasy won ton

Mongolian snake with a hint of Mongolian pork-fried-me-love-you-long-time.

Mooshu cat under almond mooshu spring roll

Pork-fried snow egg ***** rubbed with snapping-ribs spring roll.

Szechuan lampchops plus pearl-pearl noodles

Greasy chicken smeared with pearl-snapping asparagus

Paper-wrapped pork-rat rubbed with greasy snow pork-fried mooshu

Paper-wrapped almond soup & snapping duck lips sautéed in General Chow’s greasy rice

Rice chicken bits boiled in orange paper-wrapped mushrooms

Shrimp-fried mutton tainted with greasy goat rice cakes

TEX MEX
Sizzling Chihuahua chinchillas topped with refried fish salad gorditas in refried tacos.

Bell Grande smeared beef tips in Southwest picadillo salsa and shredded rice

Bell Grande shredded beef chalupa over refried super pork gorditas & gaucho tortillas

Southwest picadillo tomales y super cheese tequila tostada bean slurry


COFFEE
Double tall hot white coffee blueberry mocha frappaccino

Iced easy-foam cappuccino chai-hazlenut latte

Luke

"Szechuan lampchops plus pearl-pearl noodles "


It means chep shot one of the wrist over the noodles.......