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Old 08 May 2003, 02:20 PM
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Just get her to read this thread, and she'll see that compared with most of the sex-obsessed letches, you're a real gentleman

BTW, if you're as obvious as you sound, why not just go to town on Friday night and pull the first slapper you see?

[Edited by greasemonkey - 8/5/2003 2:28:59 PM]
Old 08 May 2003, 04:04 PM
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Hello

Who removed my post AGAIN!!?

What is wrong with you people ...

Steve.

(Edited to say that I used the word that Scooby96 used above, assuming his post doesn't go as well!)

[Edited by boxst - 8/5/2003 4:07:38 PM]
Old 08 May 2003, 10:28 PM
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here Kitty Kitty
Sorry, I didn't dare look at this thread from work...

I can only really tell you (with any certainty) what works for me, and I'm not going to. It's unlikely to help anyway because, as I understand it, I am atypical in a big way.

The best thing I can suggest is don't just focus on your goal for one night; work at it over a period of time. As I understand it, most women like to feel special, like they're the one. They want you to look at them as if they are the only one. And they want to feel comfortable with you; they want to be able to forget the bits they don't like about themselves and be sure that you fancy them/love them/lust after them just as they are. This will probably require some acting skills, but tell her how she makes you feel, how you look at her and there's nothing else; how you just want to touch her. Most women like the mushy stuff and need to feel secure. For me, and this is speaking personally, there's no greater turn-on than feeling desired, and I mean really, overtly desired.

Mind you, I'm as pished as a fart, so I could be talking bollocks. Let's face it, I often do.

(Edited 'cos I am pished and can't deal with closing bold tags!)

[Edited by TurboKitty - 8/5/2003 10:30:45 PM]
Old 05 August 2003, 11:36 AM
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ok girls what does a bloke need to do to get a woman in the mood?
Old 05 August 2003, 11:42 AM
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Well....not being CarpetCleaner would be a good start!

Failing that, I reckon a bucket load of booze should sufficiently cloud her judgement....
Old 05 August 2003, 11:42 AM
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Show her your ****.
Old 05 August 2003, 11:46 AM
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go down on her
Old 05 August 2003, 11:46 AM
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how about "spending less time on scoobynet"...?
Old 05 August 2003, 11:51 AM
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seriously! how do you do it?

the bird don't drink so getting her plastered aint an option

does all the scented candle b0ll0cks actually do the trick
Old 05 August 2003, 11:56 AM
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CC- I was being serious!! It's going to end there so why mess about with the start and middle?

Go straight for the kill.
Old 05 August 2003, 11:58 AM
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completely ignore them.. this usually gets them so wild, they will do anything/ when they buy new clothes just say they look OK in all of them = paranoid = they feel insecure= **** them!
Old 05 August 2003, 12:12 PM
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I need a strategy for this weekend.

I am thinking this

nice meal cooked by me
desert with some alcohol in it
mushy film (yeah I'll be bored as **** but you have to make sacrifices)
bedroom prepared with scented candles, music etc
massage
then make my move

chances are she'll be asleep though
Old 05 August 2003, 12:13 PM
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Ok ok, Right let's see.

It all depends on your relationship status at the moment.

Are we talking wife,new girl or what?
Old 05 August 2003, 12:15 PM
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Tell her you have slept with her sister.

Oh, just realised, THE mood not A mood.
Old 05 August 2003, 12:20 PM
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CC why suck up to her? if she wants it you'll get it! if you have to bribe her then you might still not get it after all your hard work. Would she cook you a nice meal to get you in bed or would she just ask you, don't beat about the bush cut out the crap and show her yer **** and "Drop yer draws and my ***** yours!!" should do the trick if she says no then you ain't lost anything have you
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Lol at Wilters.
Old 05 August 2003, 12:23 PM
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wife
Old 05 August 2003, 12:30 PM
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put tom jones - sex bomb on and start to dance around the room loosing your clothes as you go. then when the song ends ask her.


Old 05 August 2003, 12:32 PM
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I need some female perspective on this

here Kitty Kitty
Old 05 August 2003, 12:32 PM
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I think maybe being genuinely interested in her and not just getting her in the mood.

Like we can't see through all your cr@p!

Old 05 August 2003, 12:38 PM
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I am not even bothered about receiving
Old 05 August 2003, 01:53 PM
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Just slap some KY Jelly on and get stuck in. A lot cheaper than whining and dining
Old 05 August 2003, 02:11 PM
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just cuddle up in the corner
Old 05 August 2003, 02:14 PM
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Flowers always works for me!

Get a nice big bunch of her favourite flowers and not a handful of daffs!!!

Old 05 August 2003, 02:24 PM
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Buy her a mini cooper S... worked for me, but a couple of hookers is still miles cheaper.

Phil
Old 05 August 2003, 02:26 PM
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sex-obsessed letches
Greasemonkey, you've not read many of CarpetCleaner's threads, have you??

Old 05 August 2003, 02:30 PM
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Did you not detect the subtle but well intentioned hint of irony/sarcasm there?
Old 05 August 2003, 02:33 PM
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Old 05 August 2003, 02:37 PM
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Both!
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chloroform (spelling) then no worries.


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