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Jul 1, 2003 | 09:23 AM
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http://catalog.zen.co.uk/actinic/Dav...e_Tools_4.html

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Jul 1, 2003 | 11:03 AM
  #2  
Can the Indian Rope stay up on its own, or do you needa guy playing a pipe sitting next to it?

Dan
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Jul 1, 2003 | 11:26 AM
  #3  
Quality !

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A battery powered drill that has two settings: normal for drilling holes and reverse for filling them in again.
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Jul 1, 2003 | 11:48 AM
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I want a un-plane for putting the wood back on when I've planed too much off...
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Jul 1, 2003 | 11:54 AM
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Solar Powered Torch
A solar powered flashlight. Requires bright sunlight for correct operation.
Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!
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Jul 1, 2003 | 02:24 PM
  #6  
If you go to the other sections, check out the Safety Equipment
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Jul 1, 2003 | 02:34 PM
  #7  
And the consumables!

I want some threaded holes filled with elbow grease.

And a bag of error bars.
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Jul 1, 2003 | 02:48 PM
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Ah ! the long stand you gotta love it !
I overheard a couple of guys in a large sports store sending one of the young 'uns to go and ask for a long stand off he went and the 2 guys stood and giggled like a couple of wee lassies
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Jul 1, 2003 | 03:18 PM
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Out fave at work was sending somebody for an 'Eye Dee Ten Tee' card. Everybody else in the work was always wise to this and the poor bloke would get sent all round the factory. Finally he would come back saying nobody had one. We then asked him to write on the white board what he had been sent for.

He wrote...

I D 10 T

lmao
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Jul 1, 2003 | 03:24 PM
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We sent an apprentice for a long stand years ago - the daft **** came back after 10 minutes asking if we wanted black enamel or galvanized
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