weapon69

IN PRISON.....you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK..... you spend the majority of your time in a 6x6
cubicle.

IN PRISON.....you get three meals a day.
AT WORK.....you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON....you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK.....you get more work for good behaviour.

IN PRISON.....the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for
you.
AT WORK.....you must carry around a security card and open
all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON.....you can watch TV and play games
AT WORK.....you get fired for watching TV and playing games

IN PRISON....you get your own toilet
AT WORK.....you have to share with some idiot who pees on the
seat.

IN PRISON....they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK....you can't even speak to your family

IN PRISON....all expenses are paid by the tax payers with no work.
AT WORK....you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and
then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON....you spend most of your life inside bars wanting
to get out.

AT WORK....you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

Chip

I worked in a prison for a few days once. That was enough for me.

Chip.

ajm

IN PRISON Your upkeep costs the taxpayer thousands of pounds - ironically the same people you were put inside for robbing in the first place!

IN WORK Your pay packet somes with a huge list of deductions used to pay the upkeep of the people that have robbed you!