The definitive list of ten things that are always funny
27 June 2003, 08:34 AM
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the definitive list of ten things that are always funny.
10. TIE: Farting in an elevator/"Pull my finger"
9. Watching fat people do aerobics
8. Unscrewing the top of the salt shaker at a restaurant
7. Asking the homeless for money
6. Actors discussing their, "craft"
5. Crank calling Buckingham Palace
4. Anything bad that happens to the rich (not including us)
3. When you're hooking, and you pretend to be a lady
2. A monkey in a nappy
1. Garfield by Jim Davis. Where does he get this stuff?
What would be in your top ten??
10. TIE: Farting in an elevator/"Pull my finger"
9. Watching fat people do aerobics
8. Unscrewing the top of the salt shaker at a restaurant
7. Asking the homeless for money
6. Actors discussing their, "craft"
5. Crank calling Buckingham Palace
4. Anything bad that happens to the rich (not including us)
3. When you're hooking, and you pretend to be a lady
2. A monkey in a nappy
1. Garfield by Jim Davis. Where does he get this stuff?
What would be in your top ten??
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27 June 2003, 10:12 AM
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When you're hooking, and you pretend to be a lady
In no particular order:
People falling over
Dole-ite single mums arguing
Wigs
cats in clothes
MrsREV attempting to sing, she can't hit the notes OR get the words right
Dilbert
Shouting random things at people in traffic jams
Screaming "we're all going to die" as the plane is landing
Motorbikes and sidecars
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27 June 2003, 10:20 AM
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Watching the manouvres of people with very poor car parking skills.
27 June 2003, 10:32 AM
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10 things that are sooooooooo sad they are funny!!
1. Gold Wheels
2. BIG Spoilers
3. Neon WasherJets
4. Tattoos - even funnier on women!!
5. Your dad dancing at a family get together
6. Tape Recordings of exhaust notes!!
YES, it DOES happen!!
7. Council House slappers of 15 pushing (HER!) 3 kids around in a tatty buggy
8. Novas with Scooby Scoops
9. Subaru service charges!
10. ME
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[Edited by pslewis - 6/27/2003 10:32:45 AM]
1. Gold Wheels
2. BIG Spoilers
3. Neon WasherJets
4. Tattoos - even funnier on women!!
5. Your dad dancing at a family get together
6. Tape Recordings of exhaust notes!!
YES, it DOES happen!!7. Council House slappers of 15 pushing (HER!) 3 kids around in a tatty buggy
8. Novas with Scooby Scoops
9. Subaru service charges!
10. ME
Pete
[Edited by pslewis - 6/27/2003 10:32:45 AM]
27 June 2003, 12:12 PM
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Funniest thing I've seen for a long time...
In Asda - it's on quite a slope. See a man who must've been at least 80, standing on the back of a trolley whizzing down the hill. Very Jackass and made me p155 myself
In Asda - it's on quite a slope. See a man who must've been at least 80, standing on the back of a trolley whizzing down the hill. Very Jackass and made me p155 myself
27 June 2003, 07:05 PM
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watching the pet dog take a bounding leap out of the patio doors into the garden. Only the doors are closed.
see the smudge mark of his nose down the glass
I would say, whistle to the dog in the garden and then shut the patio doors and wait for impact but that too sadistic
Andy
see the smudge mark of his nose down the glass
I would say, whistle to the dog in the garden and then shut the patio doors and wait for impact but that too sadistic
Andy
29 June 2003, 10:51 AM
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seeing someone walk into closed patio doors
- I blame my mates mum for having the doors too clean.
29 June 2003, 09:37 PM
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Hearing of a bloke in Hull, stop in the middle of then street, turn to his young daughter and shout....
"Look, for the last time I do not smell of cheese...."
"Look, for the last time I do not smell of cheese...."
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