Beckham transfer called off due to stress
18 June 2003, 02:06 PM
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David Beckhams £25 million transfer is off due to his mental anguish.
He is suffering from stress after failing to complete a jigsaw of a Tiger given to him by Real Madrid psychologist Juan Trickcyclisto.
David laid all the pieces on a table and stared at the box for 6 hours, relaying the pieces in various ways, but was still baffled.
He then colapsed in fits of tears and a gibbering wreck.
Juan then put the jigsaw in a bowl, added milk and ate the Frosties himself.
David Beckhams £25 million transfer is off due to his mental anguish.
He is suffering from stress after failing to complete a jigsaw of a Tiger given to him by Real Madrid psychologist Juan Trickcyclisto.
David laid all the pieces on a table and stared at the box for 6 hours, relaying the pieces in various ways, but was still baffled.
He then colapsed in fits of tears and a gibbering wreck.
Juan then put the jigsaw in a bowl, added milk and ate the Frosties himself.
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