unclebuck

> > > It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change
the
> > > admittance Policy. The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven,
> > > you had to have a real bummer of a day when you died.
> > >
> > > The policy would go into effect at noon the next day. The next day at
> > > 12:01, the first person came to the gates of Heaven.
> > >
> > > The Angel at the gate, remembering the new policy, promptly said to
the
> > > man, "Before I let you in, I need you to tell me how your day was
going
> > > when you died."
> > >
> > > No problem," the man said.
> > >
> > > "I came home to my 25th floor apartment on my lunch hour and caught my
> > > wife half naked. She appeared to be having an affair, but her lover
was
> > > nowhere in sight. I immediately began searching for him.
> > > My wife was yelling at me as I searched the entire apartment. Just as
I
> > > was about to give up, I happened to glance out onto the balcony and
> > > noticed that there was a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips!
> > >
> > > The nerve of that guy!
> > >
> > > Well, I ran out onto the balcony and stomped on his fingers until he
> > > fell to the ground. But wouldn't you know it, he landed in some trees
> > > and bushes that broke his fall and he didn't die.
> > >
> > > This ticked me off even more.
> > >
> > > In a rage, I went back inside to get the first thing I could get my
> > > hands on to throw at him. Oddly enough, the first thing I thought of
was
> > > the refrigerator. I unplugged it, pushed it out on to the balcony and
> > > tipped it over the side.
> > >
> > > It plummeted 25 stories and crushed him. The excitement of the moment
> > > was so great that I had a heart attack and died almost instantly.
> > >
> > > The Angel sat back and thought a moment. Technically, the guy did have
a
> > > bad day. It was a crime of passion. So the Angel announced, "Okay sir,
> > > Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven?, and let him in.
> > >
> > > A few seconds later the next guy came up.
> > >
> > > The Angel said "Before I can let you in, I need to hear about what
your
> > > day was like when you died " ? " No problem " ? said the second man.
But
> > > you're not going to believe this. I was on the balcony of my 26th
floor
> > > apartment doing my daily exercises..
> > >
> > > I had been under a lot of pressure so I was really pushing hard to
> > > relieve my stress.
> > >
> > > I guess I got a little carried away, slipped, and accidentally fell
over
> > > the side.
> > >
> > > Luckily, I was able to catch myself by the fingertips on the balcony
> > > below mine.
> > >
> > > "But all of a sudden this crazy man comes running out of his
apartment,
> > > starts cussing, and stomps on my fingers. Well, of course I fell. I
hit
> > > some trees and some bushes at the bottom which broke my fall so I
didn't
> > > die right away. As I'm laying there face up on the ground, unable to
> > > move and in excruciating pain, I see this guy push his REFRIGERATOR of
> > > all things, off the balcony.
> > >
> > > It falls the 25 floors and lands on top of me killing me instantly.
> > >
> > > The Angel is quietly laughing to himself as the man finishes his
story.
> > > I could get used to this new policy? he thinks to himself. Very well,
> > > the Angel announces, Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven and he lets the
> > > man enter.
> > >
> > > A few seconds later, a third man comes up to the gate.
> > >
> > > The angel says, "Please tell me how you died".
> > >
> > > The third man says, "OK, picture this.
> > >
> > > I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."

UB

damian666

LOL

andrewdelvard

First chuckle of the day! Thanks.