went to the bank this morning, the staff were having a dispute with an irish guy trying to get money out with some receipts

after waiting in the long queue for 10mins i suggested he be taken to the side to dicuss it so we could all get on our way. 10mins later he was still ranting on about needing to rush to his mother in ireland, J-C , ****, blah-blah-blah....

The poor old manager was being quite timid about the whole situation so i thought id cause alittle mischief and waded in... i was given a shove and told to mind my feckin business and suggested he not push me again and made he aware that 2 policemen had walked passed a minute earlier....

I then asked to see these 'reciepts', took them and turned to one of the staff at the till. "Hi my names XXX heres some receipts to prove it, can i take out £250?"

Fully on the ball! she said "certainly mr XXX "

"hey your not mr XXX i am" he said

I turned and smiled and waited for that 'Joey Tribbiani moment'...

LOL

 

LMAO.

 

lol it took awhile but i did get a laugh and a clap from others and give him afew pointers of security which are for all our saftey...