Pete Croney

Apologies if this is SIAL, but I thought it was very good



From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

...And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far *** kissing will take you

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While,

Hardwork and knowledge will get you close,

And,

Attitude will get you there,

Bullsh1t and *** kissing will put you over the top!

Brendan Hughes

Nice

You'll be showing that to your staff then, Pete?

red_dog104

Nice one

unclebuck

Certainly applies here

UB

Funkii Munkii

Quality, hours of fun

We've has that one at work and created some of our own "apt" titles, some of the buggers we work with are giving 158%

Dave

Leslie

Pretty clever that.

Les

Fuzz unplugged

even if it is about 2-3 years out of date

LOL

Andy

scooby-tc

iTrader: (2)

Seems to me Pete has a bit too much time on his hands,he must be working his staff ragged