BOB.T

Some people really do have too much spare time don't they

OK, to set the scene, we live on what is probably the village's busiest street and we're right in the centre of said village. Our side of the road is all terrace houses, her side is an old mill made into flats with the yard now being used for car parking. I've lived here for about 17 or 18 years and the yard has always been used by people to turn round, they don't go right in, just nose/reverse in...3 point turns basically, this goes back to before the mill was flats!

Over the years there has been various attempts to stop this, God only knows why There was a chain for a while, this was too much effort, then there were "Private" signs and now we have "No Turning" signs, non of which have any real affect Well no, they do actually cos now I make a point of turning round, in the road, not the yard, just for the hell of it

She now seems to have a problem with the ice cream man, cos the raod was full one day he used her yard she came out and challenged him, he basically told her, politely to **** off Now when he comes she pops up at the window and records everything in a notebook

What sort of sad individual is she, why does she feel it so necessary to be such a pain in the ***, nobody else is bothered about noise, folk turning etc, just her, what a bag!

I'm quite open to suggestions to wind her up, legal ones mind

Dream Weaver

Shoot her

OllieC

A nice Scoob convoy, all needing to turn around one after the other? I'll help out when I get a louder sound-track.... (quiet as a mouse at the moment).

BOB.T

Shooting her is too simple, having said that if you didn't waste her with the first shot she might have a moan about the noise

A scooby convoy would be most triumphant, I'd love to see her face as the village shakes

kevin stanton

what you need is some of astraboys advice

Markus

Ahh the ol curtain twitcher. A real pain most of the time. And betcha bollocks to a barn dance if anything happened to your car, if she could see it, she'd not note a single thing down.

ScoobyWon't

Plant some grass so she can watch it grow.

Doesn't sound like she has anything

Spoon

My mum's ok once you get to know her better, honestly.

BOB.T

Hmm, she does have some plants

Markus...
I've read it slowly and still don't get it...sounds painfull!

Stueyb

Ive got a problem with the fecking geriatric diagnally oppposite. He decides that instead of parking his car outside his own 'kin house he will park outside ours, lord only knows why but its begin to get on my **** because he has loads of space outside his house. This after we got rid of the other nova heap that used to occupy said space outside our house. Going to go and have a polite word with him tommorow me thinks, or buy a 50quid scrapper and dump it there to fu*k him off.

boomer

Whenever Mr Whippy parks up, openly video "her" antics, ideally from several positions.

Turn the tables!!!!!

mb

GU5

...Then report the old biddy

bigsinky

calling astraboy, calling astraboy right up his street i would imagine.

Crapaud62

BOB.T

Just propose to her, thats normally your solution to women related problems

Is she a looker Bob? Maybe she is extremely frustrated and just needs a darn good seeing to.