Makalu

(I can hear the cheers already.)

Its n-n-n-not affecting me th-th-though.... Im j-j-just going t-t-to sharpen my sp-sp-sp-sp-sp-spade.

Mak.

crowt123

only 1 way to get rid of a mole (as jasper carrot once said)

BLOW IT'S BLEEDING ED OFF!

Makalu

Tried that.

Apparition

Put a firework down t 'hole....you used to be able to get mole smokes but the good old EU stopped that.

red_dog104

Have you tried the hosepipe on the exhaust method yet?!

ChrisB

<Rubs hands and awaits next installment>

Do you have an agent Mak? I'll do it for just 10% of everything you make

Chubbs

**** me I've nailed 3 of em, stand there down wind with a spade when you see a mound appearing,you will see the mound moving when it is clearing out,stab the spade in hey presto youv'e got it or cut it in half.

Chubbs

Sith

Reading the events is very funny. But I couldn't kill the little chap with a spade.

Nevetas

Run a pest control business, where in the country are you?

http://www.country-breeze.co.uk

Leslie

I'd rather sit back and read Makalu's efforts than tell him how to do it.

Les

john_s

iTrader: (1)

How about threading some det cord down the mole tunnels. Connect to det. Press the button. Mole spread over interior of hole. Easy

John.

DanTheMan

Borrow the missus' vibrator and stick in in the middle of the garden, apparently the moles get scared by the vibrations and vacate the area, see this link:
http://www.seemans.com/garden/mole_chaser.htm

suitable alternatives (more heavy duty) here:

www.annsummers.com/mammoth_mambo_vibrator