(I can hear the cheers already.)

Its n-n-n-not affecting me th-th-though.... Im j-j-just going t-t-to sharpen my sp-sp-sp-sp-sp-spade.

Mak.

only 1 way to get rid of a mole (as jasper carrot once said)

BLOW IT'S BLEEDING ED OFF!

Tried that.

Put a firework down t 'hole....you used to be able to get mole smokes but the good old EU stopped that.

Have you tried the hosepipe on the exhaust method yet?!

<Rubs hands and awaits next installment> :D

Do you have an agent Mak? I'll do it for just 10% of everything you make :D

Feck me I've nailed 3 of em;), stand there down wind with a spade when you see a mound appearing,you will see the mound moving when it is clearing out,stab the spade in hey presto youv'e got it or cut it in half.:D:D

Chubbs

Reading the events is very funny. But I couldn't kill the little chap with a spade.

Run a pest control business, where in the country are you?

http://www.country-breeze.co.uk

I'd rather sit back and read Makalu's efforts than tell him how to do it. :D:D:D

Les :)

How about threading some det cord down the mole tunnels. Connect to det. Press the button. Mole spread over interior of hole. Easy :D

John.

Borrow the missus' vibrator and stick in in the middle of the garden, apparently the moles get scared by the vibrations and vacate the area, see this link:
http://www.seemans.com/garden/mole_chaser.htm

suitable alternatives (more heavy duty) here:

www.annsummers.com/mammoth_mambo_vibrator

:D