PiNkEyE69

My teenage stepdaughter-ish has just started seeing a bloke, and they went to a work party whereby later in the evening he was seen smooching with another woman.
They decided to put it behind them and 'start afresh', but it's now come out he slept with this girl as well (he said he couldn't remember, then went and told his mates he had indeed slept with this other girl).

Questions:
Can I legally break his legs?
Can I sue him if I hurt my thumbs castrating him with two bricks?
What's the penalty for winding the window up with someones head in it and them on the outside and then driving down the street (a la Vinnie Jones in ******)?

Cheers.

NotoriousREV

Have you seen the film Uncle Buck.

Buy yourself an axe...

PiNkEyE69

Ah yes, the 'circumsizing of a gnat'.
Goody goody!

mj

get one of your mates (who's voice she doesen't recognise)to call her one evening, under the pretence she's from the local clap clinic.
get them to crack on they are following up from a gonnoreahh test for Mr X and are contacting all recent partners.

that should cool things a bit.

Spoon

You mean an STI clinic?

Doesn't say much for the cars does it?

daiscooby

I find a cordless drill with a good size 4 masonary drill bit can be very persuasive in such matters. It's easy to dislocate fingers and toes not much strength required, just a pull and twist motion to the right does the trick. They are easily put back in as well, and can be hard to prove, and very painful.

CarpetCleaner

tobasco sauce down the japs eye will kerb his urges for a while

seriously just sit your step daughter down and tell her the truth....she's then got the option of..you guessed it

getting him in the sack and administering the above medicine

fast bloke

Phone him up and say


'Listen m8 - just a word of advice.... last time someone did the dirty on her she lost the plot and stalked him for months before trying to kill him with a stolen car. It cost me a load of money to keep it quiet and I don't want it happening again, so be careful'

lpski1

*astraboy signal beamed from a large light across Britain.*

Calling Astraboy

Witchfinder

Let her sort her own problems out, and learn from the experience.

Either that or break all his limbs with a pickaxe handle, and then dump him in a lake

[Edited by Witchfinder - 5/22/2003 2:22:56 PM]

PiNkEyE69

She's already dumped him, but I suppose you can't make an omlette without breakign a few legs..sorry....eggs :
I did warn him beforehand that if he did the dirty on her or treated her bad I would be...
[Gary Oldman in 5th Element]
Very.....Dissapointed!!!!
[/Gary Oldman in 5th Element]

I liked the idea about the clinic. I've got his address, I could make some headed paper and make an official-looking letter about calling him in for a checkup as a previous partner has just been in with VD and mentioned him as a possible carrier

unclebuck

I'll just get my golf clubs

UB

Poor Guy

get two mates, 3 ballaclavas. Pull up fast a la scooby, tie and gag him - shove int boot. Take him to a dark place give threats.

a la True Lies.


lol, i know a guy with to brothers, they got the yongest to walk throught town on saturday night past a pub. Eldest sped up, slammed on the brakes and my mate grabbed young un and shoved him into the boot of his beaten up rover 200.

Witchfinder

A friend of a friend of mine put paid to a particularly annoying neighbour who was dealing drugs and making noise.

They grabbed him, put him in the back of a van, drove him up to the moors and then made him dig his own grave. Made him beg for his life, and then drove off and left him there.

I hear he moved house soon after

super_si

lol i wouldnt ask peoples advice, id wipe the floor with the ******.

No excuse for cheating