I've broke a rib or two......Ouch!
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What can I say. It is all alcohol related. went out last night with the wife and some friends. Got really lathered up and thought it would be a good idea to pi55 about on the skate rampson the way home.
Fell, landed on a bar and now have at lease one broken rib and possibly more on my left side.
Needless to say, I am in extreame pain and the drive to work was to say the least a fecking nightmare. So many corners and gear changes.
The moral of the story is: Don't **** about on dangerous objects when you are pi55ed up. It's not big and it's not clever.
Fell, landed on a bar and now have at lease one broken rib and possibly more on my left side.
Needless to say, I am in extreame pain and the drive to work was to say the least a fecking nightmare. So many corners and gear changes.
The moral of the story is: Don't **** about on dangerous objects when you are pi55ed up. It's not big and it's not clever.
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BS try not to sneeze, its like breaking them all over again, i found it easier (when i done mine) to clasp my arms/hands round my back to ease the pain. Each sneeze feels more painful, not much fun if you get gayfever. !!
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Ouch Jason! I've broken a few ribs and they are painful, especially when sneezing, coughing, laughing etc, so don't do anything of those until they're better
P.S You're a clumsy ****
P.S You're a clumsy ****
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Not good I know how it feels as I broke six playing rugby.
It could have been worse though as you were fuelled by alcohol, the stupid things I have done should be dead really lol! A couple of years ago a mate climbed a chainlink fence (shortcut home) whilst pished and ripped his 'sack' open!
It could have been worse though as you were fuelled by alcohol, the stupid things I have done should be dead really lol! A couple of years ago a mate climbed a chainlink fence (shortcut home) whilst pished and ripped his 'sack' open!
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J, And I thought you were such a sober young man
I had a similar but less painful moment some weeks ago when a hedge jumped out at me on my walk home from a late session at the local. Hurt pride only plus a lost mobile which I recovered a week later by phoning the hedge much to the amusement of drinkers in said local. Swift recovery I hope. DL
I had a similar but less painful moment some weeks ago when a hedge jumped out at me on my walk home from a late session at the local. Hurt pride only plus a lost mobile which I recovered a week later by phoning the hedge much to the amusement of drinkers in said local. Swift recovery I hope. DL
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I woke up this morning, after listening to my dear hubby moaning and groaning ALL night long (and it wasn't through pleasure) to discover bruises in unmentionable places.
But guy's it was worth it to see BS go **** ove t!t. My sides are hurting as well through all the laughing.
But guy's it was worth it to see BS go **** ove t!t. My sides are hurting as well through all the laughing.
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