Fairy tale for the women of the 21st Centuary
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Once upon a time,
In a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess, happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues, on the shores of an unpolluted pond, in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:
Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the handsome, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in my castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly salted frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself,
I don't f*****g think so.
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