joke
21 May 2003, 11:18 AM
#1
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 673
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Subaru into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant obviously knows nothing about golf, greeting him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of the identity of the golfing pro.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir," says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"Well, what on the good earth are they for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my ***** on when I'm driving," says Tiger.
"Feckin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "Subaru tinks of everything!"
The pump attendant obviously knows nothing about golf, greeting him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of the identity of the golfing pro.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir," says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"Well, what on the good earth are they for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my ***** on when I'm driving," says Tiger.
"Feckin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "Subaru tinks of everything!"
)
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post