Dwayne Dibley !!
26 April 2003, 07:31 AM
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Ive lost my cool!
thats odd, my image has stopped working, url is
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Nova/2796/Dwain.jpg
[Edited by ADP - 4/26/2003 8:34:49 AM]
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26 April 2003, 01:16 PM
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A couple of my all time faves.
Rimmer 'It's as plain as a bulgarian pin-up'
Cat to Rimmer 'I have got hair like yours, just not on my head'
Rimmer 'Her name was Tiffany and she had a laugh like a freshly wounded Moose strapped to a cemement mixer'
I'll get my Anorak (coat)..............
Rimmer 'It's as plain as a bulgarian pin-up'
Cat to Rimmer 'I have got hair like yours, just not on my head'
Rimmer 'Her name was Tiffany and she had a laugh like a freshly wounded Moose strapped to a cemement mixer'
I'll get my Anorak (coat)..............
26 April 2003, 01:37 PM
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"When the going gets tough, the tough go have a little cry in the corner. " - Rimmer
" Starbug was built to last sir. This old baby's crashed more times than a ZX81. " - Kryten
" Broadcast on all frequencies and all known languages, including Welsh. " - Rimmer
"Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. " - Holly
" (to Rimmer) Your nickname was never Ace. Maybe Ace Hole. " - Lister
Rimmer: "Erm, I think we're losing sight of the real issue here, which is 'What are we gonna call ourselves?' Erm, and I think it comes down to a choice between 'The League Against Salivating Monsters' or my own personal preference, which is 'The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society'. Erm, one drawback with that - the abbreviation is 'CLITORIS'." - Rimmer
Rimmer: "You actually expect something to go right for me? Arnold schmucko Rimmer? Tosspot by royal appointment?" - Rimmer
" Starbug was built to last sir. This old baby's crashed more times than a ZX81. " - Kryten
" Broadcast on all frequencies and all known languages, including Welsh. " - Rimmer
"Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. " - Holly
" (to Rimmer) Your nickname was never Ace. Maybe Ace Hole. " - Lister
Rimmer: "Erm, I think we're losing sight of the real issue here, which is 'What are we gonna call ourselves?' Erm, and I think it comes down to a choice between 'The League Against Salivating Monsters' or my own personal preference, which is 'The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society'. Erm, one drawback with that - the abbreviation is 'CLITORIS'." - Rimmer
Rimmer: "You actually expect something to go right for me? Arnold schmucko Rimmer? Tosspot by royal appointment?" - Rimmer
26 April 2003, 01:40 PM
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" Broadcast on all frequencies and all known languages, including Welsh. " - Rimmer
LMAO - forgotten that one!
Gonna have to get the videos out from under the stairs and have a watch now!
" Broadcast on all frequencies and all known languages, including Welsh. " - Rimmer
LMAO - forgotten that one!
Gonna have to get the videos out from under the stairs and have a watch now!
26 April 2003, 01:52 PM
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<in starbug and under attack>
Lister 'Their technology seems way in advance of our own'
Rimmer 'The Polish State Washing Machine Company has technology way in advance of ours'
Lister 'Their technology seems way in advance of our own'
Rimmer 'The Polish State Washing Machine Company has technology way in advance of ours'
27 April 2003, 05:24 PM
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Whats sad (for me to know) is that the said dwayne /cat (danny jules verne)is now Milton Wordsworth, master story teller on 'The story makers' on CBeebies.
Not that I sit with my kids watching u know
simon
Not that I sit with my kids watching u know
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27 April 2003, 05:49 PM
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" Well, the thing about a black hole - it's main distinguishing feature - is it's black. And the thing about space, your basic space colour is black. So how are you supposed to see them? "
(Holly)
Rimmer: "I've seen Westerns, I know how to speak cowboy."
Steps up to the bar
Rimmer: "Dry white wine and Perrier, please ."
This is an excellent site for bringing back the Red Dwarf memories!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/reddwarf/, reminded me of those funny quotes above 
...and the reason my Dog's called Holly? I wasn't allowed to call her cat!
27 April 2003, 05:55 PM
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Cat to Kryten
Cat: "How come you need more memory? Over the years you've had more RAM than a field of sheep!."
and
Kryten: "Garbled, confusing and quite frankly duller than an in-flight magazine produced by Air Belgium!"
Dug out the tapes and gonna work my way through them!
Cat: "How come you need more memory? Over the years you've had more RAM than a field of sheep!."
and
Kryten: "Garbled, confusing and quite frankly duller than an in-flight magazine produced by Air Belgium!"
Dug out the tapes and gonna work my way through them!
27 April 2003, 07:42 PM
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One of the best things ever! I want the DVDs to - much better than watching them on ukgold just how many adverts are packed in?! The last time I tried watching it, Lister was cut off mid-sentence for the adverts!!
27 April 2003, 09:14 PM
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Dig the tapes out? Sod that! RD season 1 is now on DVD
Not seen it out here yet though, but I shall look more closely now.
anyone for some getspatcho soup? nice n warm too
Not seen it out here yet though, but I shall look more closely now.
anyone for some getspatcho soup? nice n warm too
28 April 2003, 01:37 PM
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WEH-HEY Season 1 & 2 are on DVD and have them both!
To be honest i prefer the later series from 3 or so onwards but there you go, Dwarf started good and got better as it went along - IMHO, nothing wrong with 1&2 just got better and better!
Holly to crew in general - "Time is a great healer. Unless it's a rash, then you're better off with ointment. "
any my all time favourite
Cat to Kryten
Cat: "Forget red - let's go all the way up to brown alert!"
Kryten: "There's no such thing as a brown alert sir."
Cat: "You won't be saying that in a minute!"
[Edited by Paul Habgood - 4/28/2003 1:51:14 PM]
To be honest i prefer the later series from 3 or so onwards but there you go, Dwarf started good and got better as it went along - IMHO, nothing wrong with 1&2 just got better and better!
Holly to crew in general - "Time is a great healer. Unless it's a rash, then you're better off with ointment. "
any my all time favourite
Cat to Kryten
Cat: "Forget red - let's go all the way up to brown alert!"
Kryten: "There's no such thing as a brown alert sir."
Cat: "You won't be saying that in a minute!"
[Edited by Paul Habgood - 4/28/2003 1:51:14 PM]
You can hire them!! (Yes, I do mean from me, not Blockbuster or wherever!)