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22 April 2003, 01:17 PM
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was in a rush this morning....quickly whipped on my trousers that had been on the floor overnight.......xip up, buckle up and..........
a ****ing great spider drops out of the right trouse leg....jeez I nearly hit the roof...all hairy massive body on it like 1cm round....I was in shock
a ****ing great spider drops out of the right trouse leg....jeez I nearly hit the roof...all hairy massive body on it like 1cm round....I was in shock
22 April 2003, 01:23 PM
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tell u what I think of myself as quite hard but I was a right soft lad with this spider
once it had run down the leg it ran to the skirting board and it was like squatting up and down on the legs....reckon it was as scared as I was to be honest
can Spiders shat themselves?
once it had run down the leg it ran to the skirting board and it was like squatting up and down on the legs....reckon it was as scared as I was to be honest
can Spiders shat themselves?
22 April 2003, 01:40 PM
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22 April 2003, 01:44 PM
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Ha ha, as a tough ex squadie 
I used to be rock hard with creepy crawlies once. Then I was pratting about with a spider in California called a Hobo I think, it bit me, M-U-M-M-Y I want my mummy, bahwahwahwahwah. Been an absolute cream puff with them ever since 
I used to be rock hard with creepy crawlies once. Then I was pratting about with a spider in California called a Hobo I think, it bit me, M-U-M-M-Y I want my mummy, bahwahwahwahwah. Been an absolute cream puff with them ever since
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22 April 2003, 01:50 PM
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I don't mind them if I am ready for them. Just dont like surprises
the worst was when on hols in Corfu.....sat in on a rock with some wasps on...didn't know this obviously and one of the little ****s stung me on my sack.....friggin hell that hurt....at least UK spiders don't sting
the worst was when on hols in Corfu.....sat in on a rock with some wasps on...didn't know this obviously and one of the little ****s stung me on my sack.....friggin hell that hurt....at least UK spiders don't sting
22 April 2003, 02:02 PM
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Worst I saw was in the Middle East. We were playing now you see me now you dont with some camel jockey's. A member of our squad got stung clean on the bell end by this little black scorpion thing. Full med evac, life or death type stuff. We p1ssed ourselves for years after as it deformed the end of it cos some of the tissue rotted from the poison. He was known as Marty Fellman or Pontoon cos he had two eyes, one stick one twist.
22 April 2003, 02:30 PM
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CC: The guy with extra dimple in his old boy used to use it as a selling point, getting it out at every possible opportunity. And it worked well apparently.
Beef worms, don't know there real name, some clever person please advise, are found just about everywhere in water, on food. They live in your guts and can grow to huge sizes. According to the lectures we used to get from the medico's they make tapeworms look like boot laces and can seriously f*ck you up. Tales of guy's losing 5 stone or so were an urban myth around the place. But I did know a guy that had them and he lost 2 stone in 5 weeks and was sh1tting out blood covered foot long worms for a while.
Beef worms, don't know there real name, some clever person please advise, are found just about everywhere in water, on food. They live in your guts and can grow to huge sizes. According to the lectures we used to get from the medico's they make tapeworms look like boot laces and can seriously f*ck you up. Tales of guy's losing 5 stone or so were an urban myth around the place. But I did know a guy that had them and he lost 2 stone in 5 weeks and was sh1tting out blood covered foot long worms for a while.
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22 April 2003, 02:50 PM
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Who needs aliens 
There are some nasty little suckers about. Nearly did a tour in Belize but got let off to go shoot people and blow thinks up for real, glad I never now.
There are some nasty little suckers about. Nearly did a tour in Belize but got let off to go shoot people and blow thinks up for real, glad I never now. 
22 April 2003, 06:11 PM
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I had eight beef worms altogether, but I actually wanted to keep the one I had on my wrist, where it could easily be observed as it matured. Sounds gruesome, and indeed it was to some people who saw it
22 April 2003, 09:18 PM
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I once saw on telly this bird who thought she had got bitten by a mosquito on holiday, only when she got home it got bigger and bigger and bigger until one day it burst and lots of little siders ran out and was left with a massive hole. Imagine that, a spider planting its eggs into your leg.
Im really paranoid about spiders, I even lift the toilet seat where ever I am to have a good look round and under the rim for the little buggers. I dont want one crawling on my bum!
Im really paranoid about spiders, I even lift the toilet seat where ever I am to have a good look round and under the rim for the little buggers. I dont want one crawling on my bum!
22 April 2003, 10:03 PM
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Beef worms, don't know there real name, some clever person please advise, are found just about everywhere in water, on food. They live in your guts and can grow to huge sizes. According to the lectures we used to get from the medico's they make tapeworms look like boot laces and can seriously f*ck you up. Tales of guy's losing 5 stone or so were an urban myth around the place. But I did know a guy that had them and he lost 2 stone in 5 weeks and was sh1tting out blood covered foot long worms for a while.
FOA:
Turbo Kitty
Kind of like this........
FOA:
Turbo Kitty
Kind of like this........
22 April 2003, 10:18 PM
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I think they are called Taenia.
Looked this up on the net.....
Several species of Taenia also infect dogs and cats and humans are likely to encounter these when they note the presence of these tapeworms' proglottids in their pets' feces.
All species of Taenia have similar life cycles. The adult tapeworm lives in the definitive host's small intestine. Proglottids, which contain eggs, break off the posterior end of the tapeworm, and these proglottids are either passed intact in the host's feces or they dissolve in the host's intestine and eggs are passed in the feces.
The intermediate host is infected when it ingests the eggs, and a cysticercus develops in the intermediate host. The definitive host is infected when it eats an intermediate host infected with cysticerci As adults in the definitive host's small intestine, tapeworms rarely cause problems; in exceptional cases the tapeworms might physically block the intestinal tract, due to their large size, or proglottids might become lodged in the appendix and result in appendicitis. The proglottids of Taenia are large and muscular. Occasionally single proglottids or long chains of proglottids might crawl out of the anus of an infected human. Understandably, most humans would find this quite disturbing, and it surely would not be an appropriate topic for "polite conversation."
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Looked this up on the net.....
Several species of Taenia also infect dogs and cats and humans are likely to encounter these when they note the presence of these tapeworms' proglottids in their pets' feces.
All species of Taenia have similar life cycles. The adult tapeworm lives in the definitive host's small intestine. Proglottids, which contain eggs, break off the posterior end of the tapeworm, and these proglottids are either passed intact in the host's feces or they dissolve in the host's intestine and eggs are passed in the feces.
The intermediate host is infected when it ingests the eggs, and a cysticercus develops in the intermediate host. The definitive host is infected when it eats an intermediate host infected with cysticerci As adults in the definitive host's small intestine, tapeworms rarely cause problems; in exceptional cases the tapeworms might physically block the intestinal tract, due to their large size, or proglottids might become lodged in the appendix and result in appendicitis. The proglottids of Taenia are large and muscular. Occasionally single proglottids or long chains of proglottids might crawl out of the anus of an infected human. Understandably, most humans would find this quite disturbing, and it surely would not be an appropriate topic for "polite conversation."
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