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George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school and announces to the class, "You can all ask me questions."
A young boy named Bobby raises his hand and says, "I have three questions:
1. How did you win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Did you declare war on Iraq just to get their oil?
3. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet?"
Just then the bell sounds and all the kids run out to the playground.
Fifteen minutes later, the kids come back in class and again Bush says, "You can all ask me questions."
Another young boy named Charlie raises his hand and says, "I have five questions:
1. How did you win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Did you declare war on Iraq just to get their oil?
3. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet?"
4. Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early?
5. Where's Bobby?"
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Ian
A young boy named Bobby raises his hand and says, "I have three questions:
1. How did you win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Did you declare war on Iraq just to get their oil?
3. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet?"
Just then the bell sounds and all the kids run out to the playground.
Fifteen minutes later, the kids come back in class and again Bush says, "You can all ask me questions."
Another young boy named Charlie raises his hand and says, "I have five questions:
1. How did you win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Did you declare war on Iraq just to get their oil?
3. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet?"
4. Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early?
5. Where's Bobby?"
Cheers
Ian
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Hey Boomer,
Thanks for the mail mate, was going to reply, but.....
60GB drive in the Twin is still going strong, it is just the other glitches in the system that other seem to be having trouble with.
Cheers
Ian
Thanks for the mail mate, was going to reply, but.....
60GB drive in the Twin is still going strong, it is just the other glitches in the system that other seem to be having trouble with.
Cheers
Ian
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