Hi Everybody

I have just received a fixed penalty notice for parking somwhere I shouldnt in Slough.

However, I have not been to Slough for months and am sure it wasn't me.

I am going to write and protest my innocence. However, until I check my diary I will not be sure just how much evidence I can stump up to prove my not being there.

It unlikely that I was playing poker with 4 complete strangers who remember the event clearly that night.

How much convincing am I likely to need?

Before any of you suggest its easier to pay up please bear in mind that I am an akward bast*** with a very low opinion of our law enforcement community. And this **** up does not help!

Cheers

 

I have had two tickets for places that I havent been to now!

With one, the car had been stolen and I proved it to them by the Police Crime Incident Number but the other one was in my local Train Station Car Park! I just wrote them a 'nice' letter and they sent me one back saying that they would let me off but they wouldn't be so nice the next time etc......

Load of Bo**ocks if u ask me! Don't know where they get the cheek!