Paulo P

iTrader: (42)

Excellent condition - Has about 2 months MOT left

BHP - 100,000 miles ago it was dyno'd at this

ovno - I'm deperate for cash

ono - I'm really desperate for cash, bailiffs knocking on the door

Stripped for inspection - don't know how to put it together again

OHC - Oil has coagulated

OHV - Oil has Vanished

LHD - Wife can park real close to the kerb

Rare conversion - you'll find another this ugly

WHY? - I will take anything to get rid of this heap

Engine recently re-built - now needs push start

Tax exempt - you will need the cash for missing bits

Dry stored - covered in chicken ****

Needs TLC - 3 years and 10 grand should see it finished

Genuine miles - those recorded while the speedo was connected

Lowered - suspension collapsed

Real head turner - exhaust missing

Genuine reason for sale - wife wants a washing machine in the garage

T&T - thrashed and tired

Full service history - Mates good with pc and laser copier

PiNkEyE69

good one.
Obviously off putting as I've just be dealing with a garage on buying a new car.

47 NAT

It looks like my advert in the for sale section!

Nath

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

Real Head turner

I would love to advertise an Owl for sale and use that line !

Tim-Grove

Owl!!!lol