Excellent condition - Has about 2 months MOT left :D

BHP - 100,000 miles ago it was dyno'd at this :D

ovno - I'm deperate for cash :D

ono - I'm really desperate for cash, bailiffs knocking on the door :D

Stripped for inspection - don't know how to put it together again :D

OHC - Oil has coagulated :D

OHV - Oil has Vanished :D:D:D

LHD - Wife can park real close to the kerb :D

Rare conversion - you'll find another this ugly :D

WHY? - I will take anything to get rid of this heap :D

Engine recently re-built - now needs push start :D

Tax exempt - you will need the cash for missing bits :D

Dry stored - covered in chicken sh!t :D

Needs TLC - 3 years and 10 grand should see it finished :D

Genuine miles - those recorded while the speedo was connected :D

Lowered - suspension collapsed :D

Real head turner - exhaust missing :D

Genuine reason for sale - wife wants a washing machine in the garage :D

T&T - thrashed and tired :D

Full service history - Mates good with pc and laser copier :D

:D good one.
Obviously off putting as I've just be dealing with a garage on buying a new car.

It looks like my advert in the for sale section! :D

Nath

Real Head turner

I would love to advertise an Owl for sale and use that line !

Owl!!!lol:D