A quote from Sky News...

"Umm Qasr is a city similar to Southampton," UK defence minister
Geoff Hoon said in The Commons yesterday.

"He's either never been to Southampton, or he's never been to Umm
Qasr" says a British Squaddie patrolling Umm Qasr.

Another soldier added:

"There's no beer, no prostitutes and people are shooting at us. It's more like Portsmouth."

 

Portsmouth has no prostitutes eh?

Riiiiight!!!

 

Never saw any when I was there for 3 years while at Uni (not that I went looking......you understand...)

 

And i never saw any beer when I was in Southampton for 3 years while at Uni (not that I went looking......you understand...)