Badger Stuffer

>A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most
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> unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long Black
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> hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the
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> first. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit-bull on a
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> leash. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single file. The man
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> couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog.
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> "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you,
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> but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in
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> single file.Whose funeral is it?"
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>The man replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my wife."
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> "What happened to her?"
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>The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."
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> He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
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> The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the
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> dog turned on her."
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>A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
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> "Can I borrow the dog?"
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>"Join the queue"

chiark

LOL, a great start to Friday

CrisPDuk

PMSLMAO

Leslie

Good one Badger

Les

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