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Old 11 March 2003, 01:12 PM
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I've seen this quite a bit of late.

I don't get why people don't like France . I think France is

What have they done wrong except from Nuclear testing, blocking ferry ports, disputing beef.

I know where I would rather live
Old 11 March 2003, 01:17 PM
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They strike whenever they can as well. They're alcoholics and they have dirty sexual practices as well.
Old 11 March 2003, 01:19 PM
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... which means a lot of "free" women LOL
Old 11 March 2003, 01:20 PM
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Dirty Free Women
Old 11 March 2003, 01:21 PM
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Because they are ignorant ****** who only go on holiday to places that serve english food, and show live "premier league" football.

.....yes, I think that sums it up rather well.
Old 11 March 2003, 01:22 PM
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In many ways i like France too,my bro's G/F is french and she's a really nice person.Doesn't change the fact that at the present there behaving in a pretty poor fashion over Iraq.
If they are prepared to use the veto over the second resolution then why did they vote FOR the previous one?

Old 11 March 2003, 01:25 PM
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Yeah, dirty free women

I have found French women to be much more into "uncommon" sexual practices than English or Italian or US American women. God knows why...
Old 11 March 2003, 01:26 PM
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Said it here before. The French look after the French, unlike the British who look after everyone bar themselves. About time we did the same I think.

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With hairy pits
Old 11 March 2003, 01:28 PM
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There's nothing wrong with France. French people on the other hand...

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Old 11 March 2003, 01:29 PM
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at the present there behaving in a pretty poor fashion over Iraq.
"poor fashion"? They protect themselves from an Iraqi chemical attack, how is that "poor"? Oh, you mean not siding with you and all that?
Old 11 March 2003, 01:31 PM
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With hairy pits
Why does everybody tell me that? I have lived in France over 15 years and NEVER seen a woman with hairy armpits!

I think you mean Germany or something
Old 11 March 2003, 01:31 PM
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"poor fashion"? They protect themselves from an Iraqi chemical attack, how is that "poor"? Oh, you mean not siding with you and all that?
Fookin right! The UK & US aren't the only countries in the world

Look after No1 before you look after anyone else

Old 11 March 2003, 01:58 PM
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Love the country, love the people.

I still think politically they are making a mistake.

Old 11 March 2003, 02:12 PM
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French women shave. End of story.
Old 11 March 2003, 02:14 PM
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Paris is full of ***** the rest of France is OK if you can stand they way they smell.
Old 11 March 2003, 02:46 PM
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.... because they all smell of wee
Old 11 March 2003, 04:32 PM
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just look at jacques chirac. or jean-marie le pen. it's all the evidence you need.

it's their wholly disgraceful, crooked, obsessively self-interested, hypocritical and cowardly government that's the problem - no other European government can touch them for brass neck and sleaziness.

it's not the people, nor the culture, nor the cuisine, nor the country, nor the climate. all of which are a true delight.

you can take the politician out of vichy but you can't take vichy out of the politician.

Old 11 March 2003, 04:52 PM
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I think Holy Ghost summed that up nicely.

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Old 11 March 2003, 05:15 PM
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better **** their than the uk maybe thats why
Old 11 March 2003, 05:33 PM
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i take it you don't find lowland sheep to your taste then?
Old 11 March 2003, 07:30 PM
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lol @ holy ghost who said i **** sheep but their sure tighter than the ladies in the uk
Old 11 March 2003, 10:29 PM
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Uk women..... Not up to scratch.
Old 11 March 2003, 10:34 PM
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France is a lovely country, people are on the whole quite friendly. Its their politicians that suck the proverbial.
Old 11 March 2003, 10:37 PM
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If you want women, the place to be is Rome.

As a local guy said 'you can sit a get drunk on all the beautiful women walking past'. Me and my 2 mates scoffed, low and behold we sat for 3 hours mesmerised by the ladies - they were all superb - hubba hubba!!!
Old 12 March 2003, 08:49 AM
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IMHO
France is a country of grace and beauty. Individually the people are great, each region having its own unique attitudes. But its as a nation that they have let themselves down. Through centuries of political turmoil, ineptitude and apathy they have developed a stance where they only look after No1 and will not stand up for themselves but run with any hare and hounds who offer the least point of resistance.

Oh and the smell of p*ss and garlic.
Old 12 March 2003, 08:53 AM
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they produce great wine and food, and the motors aint too bad either, theyd rather leave it to others to stand up to dictators thats all

its just the way they are
Old 12 March 2003, 12:33 PM
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There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together
in a carriage in a train going through Provence. Suddenly the train went
through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in
the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise
and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel,
Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were sitting as if nothing had happened
and the Frenchman had his hand against his face as if he had been slapped
there.

The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English fella must have kissed Claudia
Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'

Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to kiss me
and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.'

And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train
goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French
b*stard again.'
Old 12 March 2003, 12:42 PM
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I reckon they have a go cos of the green eyed monster- its 25 degrees and wonderfully sunny here today, I've just had a 3 course meal with unlimited wine and an espresso for lunch (which incidentally is 2 hrs long here!)and it cost me £6. Tommorrow I won't go to work as I have taken it as a "RTT day" you get one of these every month to use as you please. If you were a smoker then your habit is cheaper, like a drink- good wine is available from £1 a bottle up. Also the sheer quality and variety of the food available at cheap prices.
Also my 98 RON fuel cost 1€ 04 cents on Sunday about 70p a ltr- how much is it the UK at the mo?
All in all its a wonderful place- if only it wasn't full of French people!(tongue slightly in cheek)
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Whose cheek?


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