Subaru joke...
09 October 2001, 09:32 PM
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A man in his 40s bought a new Subaru P1 and was out driving on the M11 at top speed when he suddenly saw flashing blue lights behind him.
'There's no way they can catch a P1,' he thought to himself and sped up even more. Then the reality of the situation hit him, 'What the hell am I doing?' he thought and pulled over. The traffic cop came up to him, took his driving license without a word, and examined it and the car.
'It's been a long day, it is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go.'
The man thinks for a second and says, 'Last week my wife ran off with a policeman. I was afraid you were trying to give her back.'
'Have a nice weekend,' said the officer.
'There's no way they can catch a P1,' he thought to himself and sped up even more. Then the reality of the situation hit him, 'What the hell am I doing?' he thought and pulled over. The traffic cop came up to him, took his driving license without a word, and examined it and the car.
'It's been a long day, it is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go.'
The man thinks for a second and says, 'Last week my wife ran off with a policeman. I was afraid you were trying to give her back.'
'Have a nice weekend,' said the officer.
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