reason for all the arguements and locked threads on this forum...
04 March 2003, 03:46 PM
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please read the following statement that you agreed to...
< Considering the real-time nature of this message board, it is at roughly this point that you stop reading, so the owners of this board might as well say whatever they want. For example, your mother is a *****, your car is a piece of ****, your relatives are the decendents of the original traitor, Lord Haw Haw. It doesent matter cos you aint reading this and in about 2 seconds you will click the "I agree" button. So lets slip a few more in shall we?
You agree to the following terms and conditions.
1/ Your house becomes the property of Astraboy Cashquick enterprises Inc.
2/ If she is fit, so does your wife.
3/ If she is a heffer, you can keep her.
4/ Unless she can cook.
5/ All relatives, close and distant, must be on the game within 7 (seven) days of you clicking the I agree button. All profits will be forwarded to astraboy cashquick enterprises
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See clear as you like.
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< Considering the real-time nature of this message board, it is at roughly this point that you stop reading, so the owners of this board might as well say whatever they want. For example, your mother is a *****, your car is a piece of ****, your relatives are the decendents of the original traitor, Lord Haw Haw. It doesent matter cos you aint reading this and in about 2 seconds you will click the "I agree" button. So lets slip a few more in shall we?
You agree to the following terms and conditions.
1/ Your house becomes the property of Astraboy Cashquick enterprises Inc.
2/ If she is fit, so does your wife.
3/ If she is a heffer, you can keep her.
4/ Unless she can cook.
5/ All relatives, close and distant, must be on the game within 7 (seven) days of you clicking the I agree button. All profits will be forwarded to astraboy cashquick enterprises
6/ Your car will become the property of astraboy cashquick enterprises. All FWD cars will be sold, all RWD cars will be kept. All AWD cars must be converted to RWD before being handed over.
7/ You agree to hand over all savings, bonds ISAs and matresses full of cash to astraboy cashquick enterprises. Failure to do so will render your username banned and locked from this forum.
We reserve the right to reveal dodgy pictures of you in compromising postitions (or whatever embarrassing information we know about you) in the event of a request from your mates from any message posted by you. >
See clear as you like.
astraboy.
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03 April 2003, 08:44 PM
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Very true!
if something is deemed as offensive then someone has to take offense, these people are 1/2 the problem imho.
Very funny post & buy the way I did 125mph past an infant school today at 3.30 and these little poeple were everywhere (without any roadsense aswell!)
Edited to change the speed as to not incriminate myself!
and ooh I forgot to renew my insurance last year(fingers crossed)
[Edited by taffyboyo - 3/4/2003 10:13:31 PM]
if something is deemed as offensive then someone has to take offense, these people are 1/2 the problem imho.
Very funny post & buy the way I did 125mph past an infant school today at 3.30 and these little poeple were everywhere (without any roadsense aswell!)
Edited to change the speed as to not incriminate myself!
and ooh I forgot to renew my insurance last year(fingers crossed)
[Edited by taffyboyo - 3/4/2003 10:13:31 PM]
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