wiltshire_boy

A married couple are driving along a highway doing sixty mph, the husband behind the wheel. The wife suddenly looks over at her husband and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to seventy mph.
The wife says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you are."
Again the husband stays quiet but speeds up as his anger increases. "I want the house" she insists, pressing her luck.
Again the husband speeds up, to eighty mph. The wife says, "I want the car, too," but the husband just drives faster and faster.
By now he's up to ninety mph.
"All right," she says, "I want the bank accounts and all the credit cards too."
The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling.
This makes her a bit nervous, so she says, "Isn't there anything you
want?"
The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."
"Oh, really," she says, "so what have you got?"
Right before they slam into the wall at a hundred mph, the husband smiles and says, "The airbag!"

Luke

Wiltshire........... End of the joke line!!

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