dteagles

Warning: If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately.

Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes
on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up
the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any
CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only
900 numbers. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?! !
!

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine,
all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and
billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause you to run
with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses
an eye.
It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to
passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly
change the interpretations of key sentences.

If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will
leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously
close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from
your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole
milk.
Send this to everyone.


If you are blond, this is a joke