Luke

We are all tattood with a bar code on our forehead. When we walk down the road we are charged 10p per step.use of parks etc will only be free between 2.30am and 2.35am. Walking inside Hospital ground will cost £5.00 minite.Standing waiting to cross road. will carry a penalty of £2.00 congestion charge. Entering a shop will cost £1.00.

I'm sure there are more charges!!

[Edited by Luke - 2/21/2003 9:35:08 AM]

Scooby Snacks 23

Hat sales will increase as a result

Luke

Inferhat cameras

Wurzel

iTrader: (1)

Ah yes but if you wear a hat you are perverting the cause of justice which carries a mandatory 10 year prison sentance in creasing in 10 year steps for subsequent offences, persistent offendes will be executed in a public place.

Scooby Snacks 23

Okay, how about a skin-graft of another barcode from the skin of someone who is dead (Hannibal Lector like)??

JackClark

I still want the barcode from my driving licence tattoed on the back of my neck. In fact I might just get that done this weekend.

chiark

YOu really have been reading revelations too many times.

Scooby Snacks 23

Or 1984.

Katana

She doesn't seem to complain..

Dracoro

Imagine doing the london marathon! you'd need a 2nd/3rd mortgage!

boomer

Luke,

the government simply does not trust it's law abiding, tax paying citizens, so has to place more and more controls and fees in operation. This is easily done because those same law abiding citizens have NI numbers, mortgages, bank accounts etc.

Of course burglars, drivers of untaxed/un-insured cars, illegal immigrants, drugs dealers and the like are hard to trace, so can roam freely

Oh, and that will be 50p for reading this reply please

mb

Leslie

Read "Animal Farm" first,then "1984" and then start putting it all together!

Clever man Orwell-even if he was out with the date.

barge

I did not know animal farm was available in book form

I have seen the film

dnb

Don't forget that breathing in the city creates carbon dioxide (the same as cars... ) so will there be a breathing tax?