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Old 19 February 2003, 11:13 AM
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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish.............................................49

Adventurous.................Slept with all your mates

Athletic......................................No t*ts

Average looking...............Has a face like an a*se

Beautiful...........................Pathological liar

Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills

Educated...................Was f*cked to bits at Uni'

Emotionally Secure......................On medication

Feminist.......................................... Fat

Free spirit....................................Junkie

Friendship first..........................Former sl*t

Fun..........................................Annoy ing

Gentle...........................................D ull

Good Listener................................Autistic

New-Age............................Body hair problems

Old-fashioned..........................No BJs

Open-minded.................................Desperate

Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk

Poet.......................................Depress ive

Professional....................................B* tch

Romantic.......................................Fri gid

Social.....................Fanny like a clowns pocket

Voluptuous...................................Very Fat

Large lady.................................Hugely Fat
Old 19 February 2003, 11:17 AM
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LOL

I once saw an advert along the lines of "woman, late 20s, gsoh, ns, liuta wltm professional ns male for friendship and maybe more"

liuta?
Old 19 February 2003, 11:21 AM
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Funny how a few of them could easily be addressed to you men too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old 19 February 2003, 11:27 AM
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Nope.
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LIUTA -- loves intimacy under tall architecture?
Loves it up the .... errr ....

[Edited by brickboy - 2/19/2003 3:39:40 PM]
Old 19 February 2003, 02:33 PM
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gsoh - great **** own hair?
Old 19 February 2003, 02:34 PM
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Ah, that will be it
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