Wonky Donkey Joke...
15 February 2003, 06:48 PM
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This one has been doing the rounds on the email recently. Try telling this after a few drinks 
What do you call a donkey with one leg?
- A wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
- A winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love?
- A bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love while breaking wind?
- A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes?
- A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?
- A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a bus?
- F***ing talented
Chris
What do you call a donkey with one leg?
- A wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
- A winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love?
- A bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love while breaking wind?
- A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes?
- A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?
- A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a bus?
- F***ing talented
Chris
