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The Perfect couple.


Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were
driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed
someone at the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas,
the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their
vehicle.
Soon they were driving along, delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions, deteriorated and the
perfect
couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them
survived the accident.
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The perfect woman survived. She is the only one who really
existed in the first place.
Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus, and there is no such
thing
as a perfect man.
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Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
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Men keep scrolling.
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So if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman
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been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
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Men Keep Scrolling
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By the way, if you are a woman and you are still reading,
this illustrates another point;
WOMEN NEVER LISTEN.

rik1471

Dave P

mailed it to my wife... she was impressed