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Old 21 January 2003, 02:22 PM
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Please note that the HSBC is installing new “Drive-thru” cash point machines. Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable users to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up. Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstance.

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MALE or FEMALE. Remember this when you use the machine for the first time.

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine
2 Wind down your car window
3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN
4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw
5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6 Wind up window
7 Drive off

FEMALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to cash machine
2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3 Re-start the stalled engine
4 Wind down the window
5 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card
6 Replace contents of handbag
7 Turn the radio down
8 Attempt to insert card into machine
9 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car
10 Insert card
11 Re-insert card the right way up
12 Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
13 Enter PIN
14 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN
15 Enter amount of cash required
16 Check make-up in rear view mirror
17 Retrieve cash and receipt
18 Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
19 Place receipt in back of cheque book
20 Re-check make-up again
21 Drive forward 2 metres
22 Reverse back to cash machine
23 Retrieve card
24 Re-empty handbag. Locate card holder, place card into the slot provided
25 Restart stalled engine and pull off
26 Drive for 2 to 3 miles
27 Release handbrake

Old 21 January 2003, 02:24 PM
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Excellent Pete, a trip back to 1997 was just what i needed this afternoon!!



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Old 21 January 2003, 02:24 PM
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Seen it before but it makes me laugh every time
Old 21 January 2003, 02:40 PM
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Yeah seen it before but it's always worth a laugh that one
Old 21 January 2003, 02:45 PM
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Pete,

I heard your getting a drive thru cash till at the workshop!! Is this correct??

Hope you're feeling better,

Ed
Old 21 January 2003, 10:39 PM
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Yup he is getting a drive thru cash till, you drive thru and he takes ur cash...
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LOL - Release handbrake.
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