What would YOU do?
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Day before yesterday, Sainsburys Petrol Station - BIG Queue waiting in single line.
There i was,patiently waiting for some petrol in my Ferrari when this happens.This muppet in a scooby,blo0dy ugly cars if you ask me,pulls in front of me and starts filling up with petrol.Now i know,like everyone else does,that you can fill your car from either side,but being a civilised human being i decided to behave in an orderly fashion.
However enough is enough,out of the car i jumped and bashed on his window,giving him some abuse.Out he got,he was a bit of an old looking guy,not very tall,but because he was carrying a huge beer gut i'd put him around 19 stone.He also had one of those horrible northern accents.Yuk!!!.
Anyway,public punch ups aint my style so graciously i backed off.Personally i think he was just jealous of my Ferrari and the 19 year old blonde in the passenger seat.However,this morning i exacted my revenge.What he didnt realise is i'm an off-duty copper and i took his registration.
Its now 5.30am,and i've just been to his house and painted the wheels of his Scooby GOLD.
Wait till he wakes up in the morning.......
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There i was,patiently waiting for some petrol in my Ferrari when this happens.This muppet in a scooby,blo0dy ugly cars if you ask me,pulls in front of me and starts filling up with petrol.Now i know,like everyone else does,that you can fill your car from either side,but being a civilised human being i decided to behave in an orderly fashion.
However enough is enough,out of the car i jumped and bashed on his window,giving him some abuse.Out he got,he was a bit of an old looking guy,not very tall,but because he was carrying a huge beer gut i'd put him around 19 stone.He also had one of those horrible northern accents.Yuk!!!.
Anyway,public punch ups aint my style so graciously i backed off.Personally i think he was just jealous of my Ferrari and the 19 year old blonde in the passenger seat.However,this morning i exacted my revenge.What he didnt realise is i'm an off-duty copper and i took his registration.
Its now 5.30am,and i've just been to his house and painted the wheels of his Scooby GOLD.
Wait till he wakes up in the morning.......
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