Here's a story to demonstrate the things today's youths will go to to get a kick.

A neighbour of mine who is a policeman told me how he had been on patrol just before bonfire night. He was walking around an industrial estate at night and came across a couple of young kids trying to hide themselves from him behind a low wall, obviously up to no good. He ordered them out and asked what they were up to. He was a bit surprised to find that they had an old car battery and large Roman Candle type firework. It appears they were trying to 'sniff' the contents of the battery and firework to get 'high'. He took them down to the station, where they charged one and let the other off.

 

The gene pool definitely needs more chlorine...

 

Errr, just in case anyone does not realise it, this is a joke. Read the last few sentences again....

 

Nimbus, it is always a bad sign when you have got to explain a joke

 

I know . How bad does this make me look... . Just tell me that you though it *was* a joke when you first read it...

 

I am not one to be asked such a question, for everything I read is regarded as a joke But yes I did realise it was a joke, worry not for I am sure others too will realise, they may have to read your second post, but they will realise

 

Worrying thing is that apart from the last line it could be a true story...

 

Apatosaurus knew this was a joke. I believe it has also been found on the walls of the pyramids.

 

I never said it was a *new* joke

 

Last line was great.

Also subscribe to the chlorine.