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I don't usually pass on news like this but sometimes we need to pause and
remember what life's all about.
There was a great loss recently in the entertainment world.
Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote the "Hokey Kokey", died last week at 83.
The most traumatic part for the family was getting him in the casket.
They put his left leg in and things just started to go downhill from
there.
remember what life's all about.
There was a great loss recently in the entertainment world.
Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote the "Hokey Kokey", died last week at 83.
The most traumatic part for the family was getting him in the casket.
They put his left leg in and things just started to go downhill from
there.
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From: Sybaris
Well, whilst we are on the subject of dodgy jokes 
, knowing how much you guys love Posh Spice 
I have decided to add my tuppence into the pot.
Apologies in advance
Posh Spice decided to help to benefit the community and began a job as a
primary school counselor. One day during break time she noticed a boy standing
by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed
a game of football at the other end. Knowing a little bit about football
through her marriage she decided to have a conversation with him so she
approached and asked if he was alright, in the knowledge that if he wasn't
she could talk to him about the game. The boy said he was OK.
A little while later, however, she noticed the boy was in the same spot,
still by himself, watching the game. Approaching again, Victoria said,
'Would you like me to be your friend?'
The boy hesitated, then said, 'Okay', looking at the woman suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, She then asked, 'Why are you standing here
alone?
'Because,' the little boy said with great exasperation, 'I'm the f******
goalkeeper"
[This message has been edited by The_Gza (edited 02 November 2000).]
, knowing how much you guys love Posh Spice I have decided to add my tuppence into the pot.Apologies in advance
Posh Spice decided to help to benefit the community and began a job as a
primary school counselor. One day during break time she noticed a boy standing
by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed
a game of football at the other end. Knowing a little bit about football
through her marriage she decided to have a conversation with him so she
approached and asked if he was alright, in the knowledge that if he wasn't
she could talk to him about the game. The boy said he was OK.
A little while later, however, she noticed the boy was in the same spot,
still by himself, watching the game. Approaching again, Victoria said,
'Would you like me to be your friend?'
The boy hesitated, then said, 'Okay', looking at the woman suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, She then asked, 'Why are you standing here
alone?
'Because,' the little boy said with great exasperation, 'I'm the f******
goalkeeper"
[This message has been edited by The_Gza (edited 02 November 2000).]
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From: Northampton
Three guys, an Englishman, a European and an American are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.
"I will give you each one wish, " says the genie.
The American says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in America."
With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in America was forever made fertile for farming.
The European was amazed, so he said, "I want big a wall around Europe, so that no one can come into our precious country." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' - there was a huge wall around Europe.
The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.?" The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out of it."
The Englishman says,
"Fill it up with water."
"I will give you each one wish, " says the genie.
The American says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in America."
With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in America was forever made fertile for farming.
The European was amazed, so he said, "I want big a wall around Europe, so that no one can come into our precious country." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' - there was a huge wall around Europe.
The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.?" The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out of it."
The Englishman says,
"Fill it up with water."
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