Phrases that you can only use over xmas!
09 December 2002, 01:25 PM
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1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. Are you ready for seconds yet?
7. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
8. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
9. Don't play with your meat.
10. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
11. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
12. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
13. You still have a little bit on your chin.
14. How long will it take after you put it in? .
15. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
16. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
17. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
18. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
19. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. Are you ready for seconds yet?
7. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
8. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
9. Don't play with your meat.
10. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
11. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
12. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
13. You still have a little bit on your chin.
14. How long will it take after you put it in? .
15. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
16. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
17. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
18. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
19. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
09 December 2002, 06:29 PM
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He laid her on the table,
> > So white, clean and bare.
> > His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
> > He rubbed her here and there.
> > He touched her neck and then her breast,
> > And then, drooling, felt her thigh.
> > The slit was wet and all was set,
> > He gave a joyous cry.
> > The hole was wide...he looked inside,
> > All was dark and murky.
> > He rubbed his hands and stretched out his arms,
> > And then ...........
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> > So white, clean and bare.
> > His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
> > He rubbed her here and there.
> > He touched her neck and then her breast,
> > And then, drooling, felt her thigh.
> > The slit was wet and all was set,
> > He gave a joyous cry.
> > The hole was wide...he looked inside,
> > All was dark and murky.
> > He rubbed his hands and stretched out his arms,
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> > May I be the first to wish you Happy Christmas!!!
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> > What were you all Thinking???
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> > Shame on you!!!!!
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