Scooby Snacks

A guy who has been stranded on a desert island for 10 years, sees
an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's not a ship", he thinks to
himself. As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out
the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. In a few
minutes a drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman emerges from the surf
wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
She approaches the shocked guy and says, "Tell me", how long has
it been since you've had a cigarette? "Ten years", he replies.
With that, she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack, he takes one, lights it and takes a long drag.
"Man oh man!! Is that ever good!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a shot of whiskey?"
she asks. Trembling he replies "Ten years!" She reaches over and
unzips a pocket on her right sleeve pulls out a flask and hands it
to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and exclaims "That's
absolutely fantastic!"
At this point she begins to slowly unzip the long zipper that
runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at him seductively and
asks, "How long has it been since you've played around?" With
tears in his eyes the guy falls to his knees and cries...


Oh sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too!"