red_dog104

Three Irishman, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.

"Come and have a look over here", says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God Bless his soul. He lived until the ripe old age of 87."

"That's nothing", said Shamus, "Here's one named Patrick O'Toole. It says here that he was 95 when he died."

Just then Shamus yells out, "But here's a fella that died when he was 145 years old!"

"What was his name asked Paddy."

Shamus lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin."

jonny gav

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paddy and murphy are sitting on a park bench.

paddy pulls a mirror from his pocket and says "you know i think i recognise the guy in this picture!"

murphy says"let me have a look...........well its me you daft bugger!!!"