red_dog104

HIS grasp of world affairs, never mind the English language, would shame a primary school child. So it's hardly surprising this spoof briefing between George Bush and national security advisor Condoleezza Rice is sweeping the internet. Let's hope it is just a joke.


George:Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi:Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George:Great. Lay it on me.
Condi:Hu is the new leader.
George:That's what I want to know.
Condi:That's what I'm telling you..
George:That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi:Yes.
George:I mean the fellow's name.
Condi:Hu.
George:The guy in China.
Condi:Hu.
George:The new leader of China.
Condi:Hu.
George:The Chinaman!
Condi:Hu is leading China.
George:Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi:I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George:Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi:That's the man's name.
George:That's who's name?
Condi:Yes.
George:Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi:Yes, sir.
George:Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi:That's correct.
George:Then who is in China?
Condi:Yes, sir.
George:Yassir is in China?
Condi:No, sir.
George:Then who is?
Condi:Yes, sir.
George:Yassir?
Condi:No, sir.
George:Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the UN on the phone.
Condi:Kofi?
George:No, thanks.
Condi:You want Kofi?
George:No.
Condi:You don't want Kofi.
George:No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the UN
Condi:Yes, sir.
George:Not Yassir! The guy a the U.N.
Condi:Kofi?
George:Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi:And call who?
George:Who is the guy at the UN?
Condi:Hu is the guy in China.
George:Will you stay out of China?!
Condi:Yes, sir.
George:And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN
Condi:Kofi.
George:All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
Condipicking up the phone) Rice here.
George:Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.

[Edited by red_dog104 - 11/29/2002 11:40:55 AM]

MarkO

Thanks. Want to see my picture of a scoob falling into an icy lake?

And before you try and claim you hadn't seen it, it was posted to this forum, yesterday, and you were posting in this forum then too.

So go to the back of the class.

red_dog104

I wasn't posting yesterday! I wasn't at work (which is where I get internet access!) cause it was my birfday and I was getting really drunk!!!

Brendan Hughes

Hey Diabolo, how's it going mate