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Old 26 November 2002, 11:18 PM
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Just watched sex tips for girls.... lmao!

If that guy got locked up, he'd offer to pass the soap!
Old 26 November 2002, 11:42 PM
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pmsl! Sorry but no girl is coming anywhere near me with a strap on! no fecking chance!

I loved the permed hair chap (one sitting near the stacks of records) who said "yeah, I don't mind a finger up my ****!"

was a pretty good series though, I must say. Not that a shark don't already know this stuff hehehe

Oh, and Hello Plantie! glad to see you are back
Old 26 November 2002, 11:44 PM
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Missed it.

From what you're saying, did some geezer let his bird stick a strap-on up his marmite motorway?

Old 26 November 2002, 11:49 PM
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I think the actual phrase was "a cheeky finger up my @rse"!
You not paying special attention Markus?
How come the girlies got nice slim toys but the bloke was expected to take a minature baseball bat up his gary glitter?
Old 26 November 2002, 11:50 PM
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Gulp
Old 27 November 2002, 01:36 AM
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lol @ bug-eye!

Hi Markus... perhaps see you soon mate! Grab a beer etc!
Old 27 November 2002, 07:50 AM
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Sounds great..Think about it..you let her do that ,what the hell will she let you do. Kinky women rock.

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Old 27 November 2002, 09:09 AM
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What a great programme! Was it the last in the series? If so I missed the others. There I was, making curtains for our kitchen, thinking what a boring night it was going to be on TV. Good job Buzz was playing squash and missed it - I wonder what I can buy him for Christmas!!!!!
Old 27 November 2002, 12:32 PM
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A miniature baseball bat...........with a strap!!!!!:
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Old 27 November 2002, 12:35 PM
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LOL - somehow I don't think he would be too pleased!
Old 27 November 2002, 12:50 PM
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Plantie - sure thing mate! As long as there's a bit of the ol Curry involved as well

I did not pay too much attention, as well, gettin the ol brown wings don't really appeal to me. And I've heard some very amusing stories, none of which I can repeat here!

I must say that the size of some of the ****** did bring a tear to my eye, and must also say my buttocks were well and trully clenched together.
Old 27 November 2002, 12:56 PM
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How did he go to work today?!?!?
Old 27 November 2002, 01:10 PM
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possibly in a lot of pain?
Old 27 November 2002, 01:15 PM
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In a hat and dark glasses if he was using the Tube.
Got some neck going on national TV to proclaim it.
I think the word he was looking for was Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnn !
Old 27 November 2002, 01:17 PM
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Just having a discussion with the lads at work and one has said he thought it was illegal. I said I though it was all down to which sexes are having **** penetration. Any clues (this will be a good one!)
Old 27 November 2002, 01:27 PM
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Come on.A few of you have been shagged up the *** by "International Motors" by all account.
Old 27 November 2002, 02:34 PM
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its all legal now due to them bringing down the age of gay sex they thought how they gonna have sex ah yes buggery well erm thats a bit unfair if hetrosexual couples cant do it so voila it became legal but it was illegal till 1995
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