A poem about immigrants...
18 November 2002, 09:04 AM
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Just got this sent to me 
I come for visit, get treated regal,
So I stay, who care I illegal?
I cross border, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more,
We send plenty cash right to your door."
Welfare cheques, they make you wealthy,
NHS, it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, British dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them come as fast as you can.
They come in rags on the back of trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They come here, we live together,
More welfare cheques, it gets better!
Fourteen families they moving in,
But neighbour's patience wearing thin.
Finally, British guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family (they just trash),
But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
Everything is mucho good,
And soon we own the neighbourhood.
We have hobby-it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
Britishman crazy! He pay all year,
To keep us illegals in comfort here.
We think UK is very good place!
Much too good for the British race.
If they not like us, they can go,
There's lots of room elsewhere you know....
I come for visit, get treated regal,
So I stay, who care I illegal?
I cross border, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more,
We send plenty cash right to your door."
Welfare cheques, they make you wealthy,
NHS, it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, British dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them come as fast as you can.
They come in rags on the back of trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They come here, we live together,
More welfare cheques, it gets better!
Fourteen families they moving in,
But neighbour's patience wearing thin.
Finally, British guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family (they just trash),
But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
Everything is mucho good,
And soon we own the neighbourhood.
We have hobby-it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
Britishman crazy! He pay all year,
To keep us illegals in comfort here.
We think UK is very good place!
Much too good for the British race.
If they not like us, they can go,
There's lots of room elsewhere you know....
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18 November 2002, 11:02 AM
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It is neither funny or true to call people's families "trash"
Would you like it?
Who ever got "wealthy" on benefits?
Who ever bought a house on benefits?
If you want something to laugh at, watch Alan Partridge tonight.
If you want someone to channel your general anger and bitterness towards then try the people who pay your small wages.
Would you like it?
Who ever got "wealthy" on benefits?
Who ever bought a house on benefits?
If you want something to laugh at, watch Alan Partridge tonight.
If you want someone to channel your general anger and bitterness towards then try the people who pay your small wages.
18 November 2002, 12:35 PM
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MHR, actually my neighbour is buying her house from her benefits....she is on Income Support and they are paying her mortgage for her AND she says she is going to go for FREE driving lessons as her driving was so bad in her country the government have said she is a danger on our roads and offered to pay for driving lessons so she will be able to drive safely on our roads.
18 November 2002, 12:42 PM
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Well, its true thats for sure.
I think we ought to shoot a few trying to get in from france. That would send a unique messege - f**k off u thievin (theivin our taxes) scum. I hate the fact that my tax ££ go to pay for these poor excuses for people.
I think its time to put the british first!!!
I think we ought to shoot a few trying to get in from france. That would send a unique messege - f**k off u thievin (theivin our taxes) scum. I hate the fact that my tax ££ go to pay for these poor excuses for people.
I think its time to put the british first!!!
18 November 2002, 12:45 PM
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Remember it was sent to me...I didn't write it 
Pam Ayres I'm not
The only one I know is... (and it's a limerick not a poem )
There was a young lady from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She layed on her back
La La de La La
And la de dar dar'd on the ceiling
Pam Ayres I'm not
The only one I know is... (and it's a limerick not a poem
)There was a young lady from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She layed on her back
La La de La La
And la de dar dar'd on the ceiling
18 November 2002, 12:47 PM
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All the trouble in France last week over the Sangatte Red Cross camp proved the truth of the above tale. The freeloaders were offered refugee status in France if they surrendered, but refused, they wanted to come to OUR country because they know the pinko social services will give them a free ride in the lap of luxury[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
So to people like MHR, if you think these sponging wasters are OK you give them your money, then we can spend the saving in benefits on things that deserve it, like Schools, Hospitals and, dare I say it, better pay in the Public Sector[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
So to people like MHR, if you think these sponging wasters are OK you give them your money, then we can spend the saving in benefits on things that deserve it, like Schools, Hospitals and, dare I say it, better pay in the Public Sector[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
18 November 2002, 12:54 PM
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Cheers Big Bear
But it does get on my t*ts, complaining that its unfair that they get vouchers, they only get three meals a day etc. Did you read about the doctor who refused to treat em becuase they would get abusive because he wouldn't register his mate etc. I really, genuinly, honestly would have them ALL deported.
They get treated better than UK folks who are born and bred. Its not fair. And as for Tony Bleughh, oops I mean Blair well he will soon be off to a nice litte £1M a year job at the EU no doubt, so its in his interest to keep em sweet.
And they are now bringing about laws to stop us from complainin about these leeches, as its unfair to em. Big hairy nuts is what I say to em.
But it does get on my t*ts, complaining that its unfair that they get vouchers, they only get three meals a day etc. Did you read about the doctor who refused to treat em becuase they would get abusive because he wouldn't register his mate etc. I really, genuinly, honestly would have them ALL deported.
They get treated better than UK folks who are born and bred. Its not fair. And as for Tony Bleughh, oops I mean Blair well he will soon be off to a nice litte £1M a year job at the EU no doubt, so its in his interest to keep em sweet.
And they are now bringing about laws to stop us from complainin about these leeches, as its unfair to em. Big hairy nuts is what I say to em.
18 November 2002, 12:56 PM
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Very funny, very true, and unfortunately we do nothing about it as a country.
And as for Many Humbugs or whatever, what tosh. I watched Kilroy last week, where a woman was earning £300 a week benefits. When a guy said he would pay her childminding fees, transport to/from work, and give her £320 a week (i.e. £20 better off) she wouldn't take it - said she would rather be on benefits.
Lazy sods
And as for Many Humbugs or whatever, what tosh. I watched Kilroy last week, where a woman was earning £300 a week benefits. When a guy said he would pay her childminding fees, transport to/from work, and give her £320 a week (i.e. £20 better off) she wouldn't take it - said she would rather be on benefits.
Lazy sods
02 December 2002, 06:51 PM
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Well its all just payback for our historical raping of third world countries.
How many British passports were handed out to those in the former colonies ? I wouldn't be here if it were for this fact.
Should we treat people who were part of the empire differently ?
Dunno, difficult one. I can see why people are pissed but lots of it it media hype but then again losts of it is true.
My local lake was poached by refugees. Police did nothing. If i was in their shoes I'd have done the same.
AllanB
How many British passports were handed out to those in the former colonies ? I wouldn't be here if it were for this fact.
Should we treat people who were part of the empire differently ?
Dunno, difficult one. I can see why people are pissed but lots of it it media hype but then again losts of it is true.
My local lake was poached by refugees. Police did nothing. If i was in their shoes I'd have done the same.
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02 December 2002, 07:00 PM
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Great poem and all sadly true!!!!
We need to take our country back!!!,The british people have had enough and must do something about it
why do illegal aliens get looked after better than people who fought in the war for the country,have paid taxes on everything they buy,have paid NI contributions and have been raped on taxes on their wages only to be treated as second class citizens in their own country??
My grandparents can barely survive on their pensions but yet 2 doors down are some immigrant scum who have big handouts,free shopping vouchers,healthcare,free vouchers for fridges/freezers,sky tv etc etc.
The government made the wrong move ,moving them there
most of all ,Support the BNP
We need to take our country back!!!,The british people have had enough and must do something about it
why do illegal aliens get looked after better than people who fought in the war for the country,have paid taxes on everything they buy,have paid NI contributions and have been raped on taxes on their wages only to be treated as second class citizens in their own country??
My grandparents can barely survive on their pensions but yet 2 doors down are some immigrant scum who have big handouts,free shopping vouchers,healthcare,free vouchers for fridges/freezers,sky tv etc etc.
The government made the wrong move ,moving them there
most of all ,Support the BNP
02 December 2002, 07:56 PM
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LOL@ fatherpierre
Most people are "Closet"Racists in the uk and never open their mouths unless its behind closed doors!
I wonder what the outcome would be if all citzens of voting age had to vote on
1:send all Bogus Asylum seekers back [tick here]
Or
2:Keep letting Bogus Asylum seekers in[tick here]
Most people are "Closet"Racists in the uk and never open their mouths unless its behind closed doors!
I wonder what the outcome would be if all citzens of voting age had to vote on
1:send all Bogus Asylum seekers back [tick here]
Or
2:Keep letting Bogus Asylum seekers in[tick here]
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Send every last piece of scum back were they came from and give this country back to the british, it's alright for David Blunkett he can't see the ******* coming
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Its tricky as the poor buggers have it pretty tough, and im sure most of us would take our families elsewhere if they were to be shot, but... the ****ers take the **** and bleed the country dry.
The people I really feels sorry for, are some of the war veterans and their widows. They get naff all for saving us all, and these buggers all but get welcomed in and given a free house. There are so many parts of the country whivh are becoming no-go areas.
Very sad.
MB
The people I really feels sorry for, are some of the war veterans and their widows. They get naff all for saving us all, and these buggers all but get welcomed in and given a free house. There are so many parts of the country whivh are becoming no-go areas.
Very sad.
MB