STOP PRESS - BATHS BANNED ON SAFETY GROUNDS
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News is in that the government are considering a national ban on taking a bath.
It has been reported that there were 704 cases of people getting their toes stuck in their bath taps last year.
The government are concerned about the strain this will put on the Green Godesses in terms of additional call outs, not to mention the danger to the public using the somewhat dubious tools available to the army.
However an FBU spokesman said that Firefighters would be prepared to break picket lines in the event that the 'trapped' individual was female and aged between 18 and 32.
A ban is still considered likely.
Dave
It has been reported that there were 704 cases of people getting their toes stuck in their bath taps last year.
The government are concerned about the strain this will put on the Green Godesses in terms of additional call outs, not to mention the danger to the public using the somewhat dubious tools available to the army.
However an FBU spokesman said that Firefighters would be prepared to break picket lines in the event that the 'trapped' individual was female and aged between 18 and 32.
A ban is still considered likely.
Dave
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