Something to cheer you all up!!!
08 November 2002, 11:25 AM
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A girl asks her boyfriend, to come over Friday night and
have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big
event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after
dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the
first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never
had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about
an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know
about condoms and sex. At the counter, the pharmacist asks
the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack,
10-pack, or a family pack. "I'm really going to give it to
this girl," the boy tells the pharmacist. "I intend to
plug every orifice in her body at least twice." The
pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying
the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and
all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house
and meet his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited
for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes
inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still
deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes passes and
still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes
with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and
whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this
religious. " The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no
idea your father was a pharmacist!!"
Happy Weekend All!!!!
BB
have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big
event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after
dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the
first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never
had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about
an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know
about condoms and sex. At the counter, the pharmacist asks
the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack,
10-pack, or a family pack. "I'm really going to give it to
this girl," the boy tells the pharmacist. "I intend to
plug every orifice in her body at least twice." The
pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying
the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and
all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house
and meet his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited
for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes
inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still
deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes passes and
still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes
with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and
whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this
religious. " The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no
idea your father was a pharmacist!!"
Happy Weekend All!!!!
BB
08 November 2002, 12:16 PM
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Yeah, did some contracting during mt notice period, then got offered a job by our parent company, then on my last day here, got told that they needed me to stay (as i look after ALL the systems here) so its business as usual.
I thought about thelling them to **** off, but at the end of the day, no job is secure, and sometimes its better to stick with what you know, and the people you know.
Its been a crazy few weeks....
They paid me for 6 days hols, and gave me the hols back as compensation, and agreed i can claim home broadband on my expenses, so alls fair!!!
thanks for asking... sorry its not a short answer!!!
bb
I thought about thelling them to **** off, but at the end of the day, no job is secure, and sometimes its better to stick with what you know, and the people you know.
Its been a crazy few weeks....
They paid me for 6 days hols, and gave me the hols back as compensation, and agreed i can claim home broadband on my expenses, so alls fair!!!
thanks for asking... sorry its not a short answer!!!
bb
08 November 2002, 12:29 PM
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Oi BB get me a bloody job u git! 
I don't know if I can make it to the pub later m8, depends if I see my son or not. Plus I don't fancy passing out on the train on the way home and spending another night on Hastings train platform waiting for the first train back home
And that joke m8 is older than u and the stuff I normally put up and thats normally bad enuff!!
I don't know if I can make it to the pub later m8, depends if I see my son or not. Plus I don't fancy passing out on the train on the way home and spending another night on Hastings train platform waiting for the first train back home
And that joke m8 is older than u and the stuff I normally put up and thats normally bad enuff!!
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