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Old Nov 5, 2002 | 11:31 AM
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...all chain stores are going to be shut. Instead they will be run by old grubby oily blokes and their families. Nothing will be sold in blister packs.

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Old Nov 5, 2002 | 11:45 AM
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.... All faceless call centres will be shut. Companies will be forced to deal with their customers' problems personally and will be held accountable for their mistakes.
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Old Nov 5, 2002 | 11:57 AM
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Kylie will be my queen.
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Old Nov 5, 2002 | 12:24 PM
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Barrymoore will be my queen.
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Old Nov 5, 2002 | 02:07 PM
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I was thinking more along the lines of Heather Nova







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Old Nov 5, 2002 | 02:45 PM
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Bit of a minger
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Old Nov 5, 2002 | 08:00 PM
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I didn't know Miss Piggy from Big Brother played the guitar?

I ain't a minger... I ain't...

Wanna see my keebab?

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Old Nov 5, 2002 | 09:17 PM
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I dont want to see you keebab



EVER !!!!
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Old Nov 5, 2002 | 09:20 PM
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all fireworks will be banned!!!!

Losers will not win the lottery.
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Old Nov 5, 2002 | 09:58 PM
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But it is a big donna with mayo!

Must be time to go home now... :bye:

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PS: It wasn't actually an offer to see my keebab is was suppose to be what the minger was saying... but hey...
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Old Nov 6, 2002 | 08:28 AM
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When I'm king I'll get to use the buss lane on the M4
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Old Nov 6, 2002 | 08:50 AM
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Losers will not win the lottery
Surely they can't anyway, 'cos once their number comes up they cease to be a loser and are immediately transformed into a winner?
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